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I dislike it when fic writers equate taking it up the valve as a sign of weakness or inferiority. Especially like, insinuating Megatron doesn’t use his because he’s a Manly Man…

I couldn’t agree more. Dicks are weak. I mean spikes. And they need to be protected by strong valves.
Don’t use the dick, it just literally shows how weak you are and wants attention and is vulnerable. Valve is stealthy sex incarnate, no one knows how freaking horny you are until they GO INSIDE (or take a close look *cough*)

Sorry I just have a lot of feelings about treating sex organs equally. 

I want fic where Megatron gets eaten out by a smaller mech. Actually any fic where one of my favs gets eaten out. 

Mhmm, as hypermasculine as some people want to see Megatron, I think that forcing someone to eat you out is harder than just forcing your dick in someone’s mouth. It’s not always penetrative=invasive=dominant. Dominance is a lot about what you can make other people do.

I’m a bit sad that my OTP for Megs Shockatron only has one mouth. But that doesn’t mean that Shockwave doesn’t have a fuckload of toys to please Megs with