ugh
I want a dom
a lot
where the fuck do you even GET a dom at
ugh
I want a dom
a lot
where the fuck do you even GET a dom at

my ponify filter reset itself to its default words, and suddenly

I revel in your spark pulsing
Watch your body convulsing
As my touch makes all the difference in your pleasure or pain
I see your head tossing
And your gaze glossing
While your efforts not to scream my name are all in vain
All problems by the wayside
Takin’ you for a joyride
Up against this wall we’ll both get a glimpse of the divine
I can feel your charge racing
HUD blank, thoughts lost, fingers lacing
And for a brief fantastic moment the only thing you are is mine
good things to think when seeing the toy you just bought:
“is that gonna fit”
FB UPDATE:
They finally sent those photos. It looks like maybe they tried sending replies with links before and they didn’t come through, and I checked my spam a couple times but I still wanna give these guys the benefit of the doubt.
They still seem eager to make the wait up to me, I wonder if I could get ‘em to put a quicker shipping on it
REREADS THE FIC WHERE OVERLORD FUCKS SHOCKWAVE’S GUN
PUNCHES THE FLOOR AND HOLLERS FOR HOW GREAT IT IS
REREADS IT AGAIN
I GOT MY DOUJINSHI TODAY AND DISCOVERED THAT PHIL HAD NOT ONLY BEEN OPENING THEM UP SINCE HIS LANDLORD OPENED THE ONE BY ACCIDENT, BUT HE’D ALSO OPENED THE ONE THAT HAD ARRIVED PREVIOUSLY, WHICH IS
THE TFP MEGATRON ANTHOLOGY
GOD
DEAR GOD
HE BOOKMARKED HIS FAVORITE PART
HE SHARED IT WITH HIS LANDLORD
PHIL
why haven’t I drawn a nice robot titty
I’m disappointed with myself, what am I even doing with my life
on the one hand this porn is traced as hell, on the other hand that’s one nice robot titty