dadchet.
just roll me into a ditch.
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I gave FB cred for responding to my post about not getting my shit almost 4 months after the fact, but this is the 2nd time a request for photos was met w/ a complete lack of response on their end
gave them another real informal email because I saw they had a new employee who was helping answer messages, and I haven’t heard anything from that either
- ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS AS FATHERS
- ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS UP AT 3AM BOTTLE FEEDING THE BABY
- ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS FALLING ASLEEP WITH THE BABY IN THEIR ARMS BECAUSE NEITHER HAVE SLEPT ALL NIGHT
- ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS MAKING FACES AT THEIR BABY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH
- ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS GIVING PIGGYBACK RIDES
- ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS AS FATHERS
tfp optimus is so moé I’m upset
sss like I don’t know what the majority opinion on this is, but when people are trying to prove a person is awful and cite the fact they draw/write noncon/dubcon as proof I’m just kinda
Optimus: [moans] looks like … you’ve still got it … old friend
Ratchet: [pants] i guess you could say that i’m…
*sunglasses*
in my prime
Woops.
>be Medic
>cp_badlands
>pocket a Heavy
>9/10 would play around in open chest cavity
>building ubercharge as we cap point
>suddenly Soldier/Medic team come in
>almost fully charged
>”NOW DOKTOR NOW!”
>Heavy’s voice makes me charged in completely different way
>by which I mean my dick is hard
>press to uber while charging, finger slips
>fall flat on face
>suddenly spaghetti spills out of pockets
>Heavy is so confused
>start crying
>Heavy tries to help me up
>sees my boner
>can’t take it anymore
>pull down my pants and start fucking the spaghetti and crying
>other team sees and just stares in horror
>I come after two minutes and scream for Heavy
>Heavy just looks uncomfortable
>enemy Soldier blows us up with rocket launcher
>we lose the match
enough metal assholes to block out the sun
Hate.
Posthole 