
Sir? Are you OK?

I Disgust Myself but I Still Have A Boner: An Autobiography
Skimming through fics to find one for a friend, and couldn’t tear myself away from the descriptive torture bit in this one Tarn/Pharma one
like legit just regular torture and it breaking Pharma down even more little by little, I keep re-reading it and
I’m trash, I’m the most trash

HELLO, MY FELLOW YOUNG PERSONS. AS YOU CAN TELL BY MY FUNKY-FRESH SUNGLASSES AND BACKWARDS CAP, I, TOO AM A HIP YOUNG BACHELOR LOOKING TO “GET DOWN."
I’m So Sorry I’m Jerkin It While You’re Home And Awake And Could Potentially Find Out But This Boner Would Literally Keep Me From Sleeping Otherwise: a heartfelt apology to every roommate I’ve had
how hard is it to get some butt stuff goin over here i swear to god
I should start a running tally of how many times I look at the anatomy in a porn I’m drawing and think “man, that is some Tom of Finland shit”