A few small Tyrants in ‘Phantom’, a customer-order dark purple/black, and an experimental version of ‘Magma Beast’.
quietly picks this up and sets it here
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website, don’t even bother pitching me a toy with a usable length less than 7", I’m not paying friggin 70 dollars for that I’m gonna throw it in the god-damn trash
“Diameter: 1.5 inches” spits in your face.
rubberbiskits replied to your post: this. five years ago, if you told me …
me too with Bad Dragon :I
I feel like once you’re asking yourself questions about your ability to take any sort of knot, you have crossed a line that you can never uncross
this.
five years ago, if you told me I’d someday be spending decent amounts of time comparing fantasy dildos from different companies and thinking stuff like “yes, but I’m not 100% sure I could take that dinosaur knot” completely seriously, I would have just fucking left.
1 year from now you’re gonna go to my porn blog and I’ve just been drawing skeletons for months, there are months’ worth of skeletons just fucking the hell out of each other
I’m slipping too far down the goddamn slippery slope of older people, this is too much soon I’m gonna catch myself googling for nursing home porn and it’s all gonna be over, it’ll all be fucking over
why have conflicting ships when everybody can be in an open or polygamist relationship
everybody can love each other. everybody can fuck. everybody can win. I will accept my trophy now.
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