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I feel like a traitor for not wanting to draw non-people robots right now, I love robots so much but I just wanna draw stupid people made of meat in tight swimwear

answering people’s out-of-nowhere questions about dick headcanons is a thankless task

shrikestrike replied to your post “shoutout to Drew for suggesting I up the ante on my speedo tfp human…”

Cross-continuity humanized Ratchet shenanigans? IDW Ratchet’s holoform was going to get involved eventually. It’s only logical.

This sounds like one of those grave warnings in a story about universe-hopping or time travel

if you travel back in time and change something that shouldn’t have been changed, you make a doomed timeline where everyone dies.

if you have a cross-continuity makeout session, holoform ratchet WILL find you.

I feel like my maximum age threshold for attraction might have gotten higher in the last couple months and, given what it was before, I’m not sure how I feel about this

shoutout to Drew for suggesting I up the ante on my speedo tfp human ratchet picture by drawing him making out with a similarly speedoed tfa ratchet

shoutout to Drew for then suggesting I put IDW ratchet’s holoform in the background fondling himself, face unchanging, thereby ensuring I never achieve arousal again

I want more followers on my stupidass porn blog

I guess I should post more actual stuff I’m working on instead of like

master chief getting fucked by a mountain dew bot or disembodied dicks

hello I’m a big gay baby and I really need that issue of the TFP magazine that has the mini-poster that’s solely OP and Ratchet fighting side-by-side because apparently that’s all it takes for me now I guess

nautiker:

The bigger/taller/stronger/scarier person in a ship getting willingly pinned down/dominated/fucked/bossed around by the smaller person.

obicifical replied to your post “obicifical replied to your post: now that I’ve achieved…”

well i’d do it but i can never get myself enough private time for detailed fleshy erections

well 1. thank you for the thought, and 2. I am declaring “fleshy erections” the best phrase of the night

jacksghey:

goddamnitriot:

agh jesus

“Swerve, seriously. I don’t think you’re going to fit that…”

“Bolt it, Skids. I got it covered~” As it turned out, Swerve’s metaphorical mouth was bigger than his literal one in this instance. His cheeks puffed out under the strain of trying to open his jaw wide enough to accommodate Skids’ girth. He managed most of it, joint connectors whirring at him angrily before he pulled back, mouth gaping and panting as he offered his larger partner a consolatory lick.

“Okay, so I can’t fit it today,” Swerve admitted at last, wrapping his fingers around Skids’, pumping the length slowly and offering his partner a deliberate smirk as the theoretician squirmed despite the flubbed blowjob. “But I’ve got you and two Engex containers roughly the size of this bad boy. Practice makes perfect, am I right?”