fuck me I really want one of those goddamn dicks from frisky-beast, how does bad dragon not have anything that interests me and this new company already has at least two

I want ‘em. I want to take a buncha commissions and endure even more commission-induced anxiety attacks because it’s worth it. Silicone T-rex dicks are worth it.

I’m worth it.

pretend this is my main blog so the avatar that accompanies this post is:

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I’m not sure I rightfully understand porn with happy faces in it

I mean this isn’t me being mostly uninterested in fluffy stuff, it’s just that from personal experience, if I’m having any fun, my personal range of expressions goes from “I got a couple splinters” to “my leg is literally being sawed off”

rubberbiskits replied to your post “man, that whole thing in stickyfic where it’s all “aw man they were so…”

I read a thing yesterday where KO apparently had a clit :/

that’s always dumb as hell but that’s a whole nother bucket of worms

this is more like people aren’t using logic sense here, because leaking shit just all over everywhere is one serious design flaw

but I’m also a dude who, when I try and design a creature or an alien race or a robot, has to obsess over every structural detail to make sure it can balance and operate and survive in its environment so I guess this is the type of nerd you’re talking to here