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oh god person I am sorry for laughing at this fanfiction you probably worked really hard on but this ass has been referred to as a “rear” more than two times and just now it was a “channel” and this is too much I am LOSING IT

it turns out dragon transformers fanfiction is a fascinating study in how robot-centric writers do when their customary terminology in unavailable to them.

by which I mean, it was surprising that they’re still using “spike” for “dick”, but it’s truly amazing watching them desperately scrabble for words for “butthole.” I honestly can’t tell you the last work I read where “rear” was used once in an erotic context, let alone multiple times.

I feel like an idiot making this into a post but this hasn’t stopped so I don’t care. One of the women who seems to be partially in charge of the TF meetup group in Phoenix has a stupidly hot bear husband who comes with her to the meetings and it’s not fair. It’s not fair that I have to be around a hot person. Motherfucker I’m not used to being attracted to someone I’ll be around more than once and this is stupid.

As a sidebar, she runs a KO askblog and goes to the TF cons as Knockout, and her husband comes as Breakdown. That’s painfully adorable but I’m still trying to figure out if he’s into Transformers or is just a very, very dedicated partner.

wait I finally got it

somehow I couldn’t pinpoint where the line  was between acceptable and panic attack with the holes people slap on manrobots but it was so damn simple

it’s like when it’s some self-lubricated shit I’m like “alright whatever” but once you start slappin clits and metal god-damn vulvae on male-coded robots for no ding-dang reason at all I’m done. I’m gone. I’m out of smilestown. I’m out the door. I’m down the street. I’m silhouetted against the sunset. I’m