mrbutts:

NICK’S TFP FANFICTION, BY NICK

THIS IS MY FIRST FIC, CRITIQUE WELCOME

Ratchet is at his science table, feverishly writing down Science on a Science Notepad

“What are you working on, old friend” asked Optimus

“Oh, I’m just trying to work out these equations…” replied Ratchet

“…these equations for HOW TO SUCK EVERY ROBOT DICK ON EARTH” he continued, fixing Optimus with an intense stare

Optimus remained silent.