I am NOT alone on my birthday, anyway who wants to see what I’m giving me this year

sweet, tender otp cuddles! gosh darnit, this pairing just warms my dark little shriveled-up heart

moraya20:

*NSFW

Transformers Bluestreak

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lotsunder:

Finally I open my NSFW blog.

I think a lot which paring I should start with and it came out that I should begin with my one dearest paring VvV so enjoy!

I accept every comment and if I my tag is not enough please warn me!

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munavaahto:

Well-cushioned

Sleeping on your bf’s balls is not advised

…oh

Sorry For Alluding To Childhood Unpleasantness Right After You Decided To Follow Me

also now that I know cis AND trans ppl are 1000% fine throwing trans people w/ dysphoria under the bus, and after fucking comments at me from cis&trans people about how this was abnormal and unheard of and, my fucking favorite always, “internalized transphobia“ I’m even less happy about bringing any of that up because I’m absolutely convinced people are gonna use it to invalidate absolutely everything and say “THIS!! THIS IS WHY HE’S BROKEN“ when that shit existed long before that

I stg if you even try to think for one single second this top-tier-vague-ly mentioned thing that happened has anything to do w/ my dysphoria I will literally.. I. I can’t think up a good threat but I’ll be MAD.

mrbutts:

I care so little about what’s happening in the tf fandom

don’t.

(AYYYY LMAO I guess some kinda fuckin #tw for implied abuse or whatever, yeah?)

phbbbllbbt ok see the thing is

people all shittin ‘emselves about the schoolgirl au thing, and I get that, if you can’t admit it’s hecked up to fetishize teenage girls & w/e even if they got million-year-old robot heads on, then nah yr wrong

but, alright this is gonna sound 100% unrelated and shitty but I promise it’s only at most 50% unrelated and shitty, but the fact ain’t nobody even tried to care 2% this hard about the fetishization of afab-bodied men or nothin, people now clamoring over protecting youngins and abuse victims (which is a very good idea in and of itself!!!!) when people actively shat & pissed themselves when the idea of protecting trans boys was even brought up, like it got actively ignored (& fought against!) before and it’s not even brought up now when a big part of this bs slapping teen girl bodies on dudes, and… alright man I never mention this but here’s the thing tho

lotta people are upset because they were abused as kids, a lot of people are upset on behalf of those people, and those are defs things I can understand, but

I had an Unfortunate Thing happen to me as a kid.

It happened like it did specifically BECAUSE I was a little trans boy.

Like L M A O nah I get being there for abuse victims, I get that and it’s GOOD and I’m not trying to shame that, but lmao do yall want to care about intersectionality/inclusivity or anything remotely like protecting trans boys for 2 seconds (nah u dont)

TL;DR: I feel like I should apologize for a post that’s basically “what about meeee“ but lmao no fuck that, if yr only sticking up for calling out atrocious shit for certain groups of people while ignoring & being actively abusive to other groups of people at other intersections yall fake af

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Butt anon again. I managed to get an object 1 inch wide 2 inches into my butt. It was good.

I was not expecting updates, but here you are! Good.

As long as it was good for you, I’m glad to hear it. I wish you continued luck and similar success on your butt-journey

tfw you are too ashamed of being a big gay to post a completely chaste picture of 2 robots cuddling and reading on your main blog. this is the stupidest and worst.