CONSIDER: tfpratchet coming to rid15 earth bc fixit broke his spine sucking his dick or something stupid like that and while he’s doing medic things he overhears bumblebee and strongarm talking about optimus visions and nearly has a spark attack bc he’s been hallucinating optimus trying to talk to him, too, but what if it isn’t a hallucination? what if.. IT’S SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE PSYCHOACTIVE PLAGUE GOING AROUND EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE QUARANTINED ASAP (he just can’t accept the possibility)

this ask is fucking beautiful, I love it

I love that someone else brought up the idea of ratchet having op visions (and refusing to believe they AREN’T some kind of cruel hallucination), and I also love the idea of fixit breaking his spine sucking his own dick, it’s beautiful all around

man. I should break down and actually do it, finally try and write some kinda fic about pharma and delphi and inner conflict and feelings and shit

this isn’t on this blog because it’d be dirty or something, it’s here because I’m mad at myself for being so horrifically gay for pharma being sad and having emotions about stuff or whatever

I kinda went over the general idea with a friend or two. there’s a twist at the end!! the twist is that he gets sadder

so I was going to sketch a tarn and pharma on the side of this canvas and I got this far and stopped because. look. just fuckin look at this, I am pretty sure literally nobody has ever drawn this pairing so beautifully before this right here, I need to stop right now because there is literally no improvement I could possibly make to this

[sticks shovel into ground] [stands up and wipes my brow] BOY HOWDY, another day, another dfab nb person going over the three-times abstracted reasons I’m Defs A Transmisogynist

sry for using this very important dickblog to do the rare shitpost where people can’t see them but [pours glass of lemonade] man y’know