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do you have that big otp that sometimes gets pushed to the side for a while but always comes back to absolutely kill your ass, because
oh hey, one last post for the night
@buttanon, who was that fav of yours anyway, if identifying them wouldn’t give you away
OK so I was doing some thinking last night about Starscream and specifically about TFP Starscream. Even more specifically, about TFP Starscream as addicted to eating eggs, which is a quirk as gleaned by a friend from a fanfiction.
Are you guys ready for some unnecessarily differentiated Seeker biology?????? Are you???? ARE YOU???????
IMPORTANT.
baiku replied to your post: baiku replied to your post “I’m tickle…
My arachnicon headcanon is that they lay eggs in dicks and it escalates from there and I’m not pretty sure if anyone wants to hear more. But you totally should share your HCs
I don’t immediately remember hearing any dick-ovi recently or ever, you should go for it. I want to know about every single friend’s fetishes. The brakes have officially come off the kinktrain.
smellslikebiskits replied to your post: baiku replied to your post “I’m tickle…
don’t let Starscream near them eggs
oh
he’s gonna be pretty near ‘em alright

baiku replied to your post “I’m tickled pink at the suggestion. You can make that your title. I’m…”
please add eggs being laid OUT of butts too. I actually have a fic wip where there’s eggs coming from three places and it’s wild.
BLESS.
I actually do have an egglaying wip that’s kinda-close to being finished but, jesus, ok, my entire problem is I’m an ocd perfectionist and that has gotten WAY out of hand the last year and a half or so. I’m hoping this new lease on out-of-control fetishes can be the kick I need to stop giving a shit.
Honestly, how else am I going to share my totally, TOTALLY justified explanation of tfp insecticon reproduction. With airachnid. And robospider pheromones. And eggs. In butts. It’s science. I’m an engineer.
in light of these new kinkdreams, I feel like the next wip I try to polish up should be the set of the palm-sized detective mech from that kids’ cardgame show getting held and fucked with office supplies.
I never see micro. I especially never see micro with robots. I never see sharpies given the love and respect they deserve in today’s media, and quite frankly I’ve had enough of it.

