fun fact: pretty much any time I’m getting drunk with friends (aside from my precious, pure, pretty-much-family roommate) I start thinking “haha wouldn’t it be wild if this friend started coming on to me, wouldn’t it be hilarious if this goshdarn alcohol loosened everybody’s inhibitions to the point where my friend and her boyfriend and I end up in a weird drunk threesome, haha GOSH that would be so crazy if our bad movie party devolved into casual sex DON’T YOU GUYS THINK SO.“

god fuckin dam I wish so hard that I didn’t have one enormous, surefire trigger relating to sex stuff that people don’t actually care enough to work around, I wish I could just fuck somebody without needing to give them some kind of fucking educational seminar about a whole slew of bullshit

maybe I’ll take another crack at fetlife, fuck this, I don’t even care anymore

I wanna fuckin yell. there are a lot of times when my libido absolutely vanishes without a trace for unknown periods of time, and then there’s times like THIS

I can’t be convincingly sympathetic enough to my bff about his lost cat if I can’t stop thinking about fucking

I’d broadcast that I’m dtf w/ basically anyone I’ve interacted with more than a couple times on this website, but what’s the point if nobody’s even near me in the first place, I am going to THROW SOMETHING

dankassbiskits
replied to your post “fb told me they were just about to do a repour of my robocock, but…”

I haven’t heard anything about my Soundwave dick either w t f

I want to chalk some of these things up to email errors or something, but god fuckin damn where’s the robodicks

did I mention that, after my order, I decided I wasn’t going to do anything penetrative until I got that in the mail? because I did, and I could use my sexual frustration to punch through an entire wall rn

so I was hanging out with this friend who was all babbling about her latest personal robotics project, and after a bit I was like “wait, hot dam, I definitely know enough about programming and mechanical systems to rig me up some kind of responsive fuckbot.“ 

so then for 5-10 minutes of the conversation, I sat there thinking about how I’d design it, the mechanics of the thing, what kind of feedback it could use, etc, until I realized most people just get humans to do this kind of stuff for them

I am so here for furry artists who draw characters that are aggressively frumpy and middle-aged-or-older

I am so here for middle-aged chubby cougars with saggy tits fucking their ancient fossil-fish professor husbands. keep proving that the younger, buffer sparklewolf studs aren’t the be-all and end-all of what desirable furry sexuality is, age is just a number just keep fingerblasting the hell out of that elderly fish cloaca