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mpregatron:

mpregatron:

I looked up a bunch of stuff about sounding and I think I made a mistake

no, you don’t understand

I’d seen sounding before

but I’ve seen some things tonight

did you find dick fisting

I tried to suss out any big differences between cis dude sounding and cis lady sounding experiences

I think the main thing that stuck out is that, sticking things in a urethra that’s in a dick, that thing’s couched in a big cylinder of spongy tissue. There’s definitely some elasticity there, but that tissue sort of sets a limit on how balls-to-the-wall redic you can reasonably get with sounding like that

What I learned, though, is that the urethra itself is apparently a lot more elastic when there’s not a dick involved. A lot. 

I have some regrets.