Tag: Anonymous

Your post bothers me, but I can’t seem to find intelligent words to articulate why, exactly. It seems to me like some form of censorship to say ‘you are This, therefore you can’t do That even if you do your research and approach the subject with respect’.

I DO remember what this was probably in reference to, sucks to be wrong like you I guess

edit: non-transmasc ppl could have at least tagged things. it’s not hard. consider that as we all embrace the void

I used to think that anal was only great for cis guys (this was before Tumblr so it was just guys) but I recently starting testing the waters after having a discussion about robot anal. Transformers changed me.

I’m glad friend

I heard prostate stimulation isn’t rly a huge thing in cis buttfucking? which like, does make sense as a non-cis assfuck enthusiast. bugs me in fics. like. you don’t gotta hammer home how much that thing’s getting hit, if ur doing it right it should be p good anyway, right? I think? like maybe it varies person to person but, still

rly wish I had the tumbo plugin that showed what year these were sent but like, hey fuck it dude, I already know it was Plenty ago, no going back now huh

CONSIDER: tfpratchet coming to rid15 earth bc fixit broke his spine sucking his dick or something stupid like that and while he’s doing medic things he overhears bumblebee and strongarm talking about optimus visions and nearly has a spark attack bc he’s been hallucinating optimus trying to talk to him, too, but what if it isn’t a hallucination? what if.. IT’S SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE PSYCHOACTIVE PLAGUE GOING AROUND EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE QUARANTINED ASAP (he just can’t accept the possibility)

this ask is fucking beautiful, I love it

I love that someone else brought up the idea of ratchet having op visions (and refusing to believe they AREN’T some kind of cruel hallucination), and I also love the idea of fixit breaking his spine sucking his own dick, it’s beautiful all around

what’s the biggest dingle u can fit in ur butt

if we’re going circumference-at-any-point, I’d say the medium xenogon. 

if we’re going length alone, I got a new average-width thing a while ago that I got in like 10 inches. I didn’t think that was gonna happen and I remember mentally giving myself a thumbs-up

I’m gonna assume I couldn’t get anything xenogon-grade in that far, but I guess anything’s possible if you have heart and believe in yourself

so when you get the overlord dick in the mail, after every use, will you or won’t you tenderly kiss your gigatron figure

I told two entire people about what color instructions I settled for giving FB, this is not a very anonymous anon

But anyway, I was thinking of not acknowledging him and/or silently draping a cloth over him in his place on the shelf, but now you’ve got me re-thinking that. Like, maybe I’m not super invested in the character, but that DOES seem pretty cold. Almost outright rude. I mean, I don’t feel like any gratitude is owed, but I also feel like complete ingratitude just isn’t in my nature.

So now I think that, when I finish and put everything back in its place, I’ll probably try and give him some kind of face when I un-drape him. Like that one specific face you do when you’re out doing something and you see a coworker or someone who’s in one of your classes, you lift your eyebrows a little and kinda stretch your mouth like “I guess it would be rude to make eye contact with you and pretend I don’t recognize you, boy we sure are both shopping for groceries huh.” I feel like that’s sufficient, especially given that this is an alternate-universe version of the guy anyways.

being involuntarily animistic towards every single object is a tough life, man

If you were a dude in a slash fic, would you be a Dom, a Sub, or neither?

Man. MAN. Sub. Every day. Ten times. Twelve times. That shit is my jams 5-ever. Not just in “dude in a slashfic” context, in actual “ideal eventual irl thing” context. 

You don’t even know, dude. It’s so tough. It’s so, so tough. It’s tough having the sub feelings so bad and looking up in the sky and thinking “boy, I really wish someone were here right now to kick me square in the crotch and do something consensually super degrading or just generally order me to do whatever they want with complete loving obedience” but there’s nobody. There’s just nobody and my life is suffering. And not even in the hot way. Truly, no one has ever suffered as much as me. Someone, anyone, take pity.