HM, would you like to share your thoughts on bumsex in the context of Transformers?

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Are you sure this is your question? Are you sure you didn’t want to ask me about my stance on chocolate icecream cake? Or free money? You want to ask me about robot assfucking??!

My thoughts on it is that it’s the A+ #1 absolute best thing ever. It’s the thing I was waiting for my whole life. It was a huge part of why I got into this fandom, because finally I’d found a place with THE EXACT BEST COMBINATION OF ALL MY WANTS AND NEEDS.

A place that catered to all of my needs. A place that made me comfortable

Lemme first say that these are my feelings as a trans person. A transgender person who experiences anywhere from mild to severe bottom dysphoria (a link, since a lot of people seemed genuinely baffled by the very concept) depending on my current headspace. And, LBH, robuttfuckin’, as far as things drawn by cis artists, is the only way to be/pretty much the only way I feel comfortable anymore now that the overwhelming majority of cis artists don’t think it’s good enough anymore to leave a valve as an ambiguous, alien, self-lubricating orifice where the viewer can make their own decision on if they want to mentally superimpose any array of their favorite human-based holes onto the scene or just sit back and appreciate alien sex for alien sex. In that context, it’s something that makes a lot of sense in the context of a fandom that, like pretty much every other fandom, has mainly m/m ships, where this is an established thing for the grand majority of m/m porn.

…Unless we’re talking about artists/writers whose bodies and/or identities are not cisnormative, in which case they are in the place to make that decision on whether they want to tilt that anatomy towards a less-ambiguous representation and make that into a body more coded like their own, to own their bodies and their sexuality, to present a body that empowers and validates the never-catered-to. That is something worthy of high respect. That, as opposed to a cis person who is doing it first and foremost to represent themselves and has absolutely no interest in staying in their own lane. The stance and motivations of that second party were made very, very clear by how that cis part of the fandom chose to respond to the thoughts of a transgender person whose experiences conflicted with what they chose to believe was the absolute singular valid trans opinion on the subject. I.E., the one most convenient for them. They are confirming and re-confirming that I should not trust cisgender people to hold transgender people’s wellbeing in mind unless it directly benefits them.

…..But those are just my thoughts.

I really don’t know how you intended me to interpret the question and, forgive me here, but given the shit that’s been happening it felt the teeniest bit like a leading question, so I tried dipping into a couple of different response choices. 

I also hope I was able to make it clear that these replies are based on what makes me comfortable as a trans person. They are a product of my own experiences, are only meant to represent one subset of trans experiences, and in no way, shape, or form meant to imply trans people and trans bodies are anything less than valid and beautiful by default. No matter what kind they are, and regardless of whether the person loves the form that their body has already taken or has decided that they want to change things to reflect what they feel is the truest version of themselves.

ahh im sorry i dont want to, add to any grief people might be giving you about fictional genitals but jsut to add that personally bein not cis (agender/nb) I hated my body and sexual self before consuming tf porn. The general positive and healthy depiction of organic genitals I resonated with then did rly great things for me healthwise. Therefore in that same vein I appreciate the need for nsfw material that resonates with you physically/emotionally/mentally and I’m sorry if its scarce atm xx

Actually I’m REALLY glad to hear that, I assumed it might be a good thing for some trans people and I’m glad that that’s true. Also, thank you for being so understanding.

No, that makes sense. But I mean, at least in my experience, a huge part of the creative fandom seem to be girls and dfab — can one say cisfeminine? is that a thing? or genderqueer but i mean, uh, the point is that it kind of makes sense that these peeps create stuff that is more familiar to them? Though iiiit would probably be good if people like… tagged different genital configurations? Would that suffice?

Cis female/ cis women is probably more on the mark. 

I don’t see why “it makes sense that these peeps create stuff that is more familiar to them" changes anything? At all? That helps absolutely none. That helps less than none. I have literally no idea why I should feel better about that, or how that even makes sense as something I SHOULD feel better about or change my mind in the absolute least. “Oh, I’m in tears and feel like I’ve been punched in the gut, but at least someone’s getting off. Really makes it all worth it, if you ask me.” Whatever.

For clarity’s sake: do you take issue with directly vagina-equivalent valves, but not directly dick-equivalent spikes?

Forgive me for feeling like this is a leading question, but yes, the first one. And, apologies again, but if this is meant as a leading question, I’d hope one could figure out why one might trigger massively greater amounts of dysphoria in a trans man or dfab transmasculine person than the other

it’s neat when people give at least some level of abstraction to both, but eh

I retract my earlier ask, thanks for adding more context.

oh, no probs

…but if I can just say, if your first reaction to a minority saying “maybe don’t do this” is less “oh, let me sit back and consider your point of view/life experience and consider your reasons behind saying that” and more “seems like CENSORSHIP,” then I’m gonna have a harder time believing you are going to approach the subject with respect

(or even tw shit but hey)

There’s a fic called The Last where The Fallen uses Starscream for breeding purposes and it’s very traumatizing for Starscream. All of his hatchlings die from being taken out prematurely/not enough food. Megatron hands him over to the Autobots because he is about to have another egg but there’s no Energon left and he has a higher chance of survival with the Autobots and he falls for Dad Truck and everything.

mpreg/mechpreg/that whole category is really not my thing, but I appreciate the rec and I know other people up on here are getting hyped about eggchat

If there’s any fics where bayverse starscream’s laying cool-ranch eggs, though, you send that right the fuck at me 

Starscream, especially movie Starscream, laying eggs is Thing that I like so.

right, okay, I’ve seen that around

movie-starscream-plus-eggs is something I’ve seen multiple times over, is that based on something or is it just a thing that happened? I tried watching the second movie but I started getting real drunk around the second time the screen cut to a couple dogs humping and also everything the movie bots say is completely incomprehensible

I don’t know, I don’t know why I’m assuming this is based on the movieverse’s rich storytelling narrative

are the eggs cool ranch flavored

ohm i didn;t know u had a nsfw art blog!!!

http://notfuzzyrobot.tumblr.com/!

I checked the activity page and people are still finding my art and enjoying it, I’m such an easily-worried wuss (and now I’m all heartwarmed, shit)

There’s some embarrassing-looking garbage but the art’s a lot better when I discover robots. That’s a thing that actually motivated me enough to improve, and I’m kind of proud of the noticeable difference. So uh beep boop enjoy

do you have any bad dragon dicks?

Nope. I waffled over getting one for a while, but there’s not really a design I liked well enough on there to pay that much for. Plus I’ve been talking with a dude with a friend that works for them, and I haven’t been hearing good things at all.

I’ve been super hyped about frisky beast though, and since I got a job I do plan on getting one of those. (I gotta relax somehow, right?) They don’t have a big selection right now but they just started up this year, plus they just got a 3D printer and a lot of people submitting 3D models. Printing out dinosaur dicks. This is the future.

I’m actually waiting for the silicone samples right now, they should be here soon but who friggin knows. I’m thinking of getting the Tyrant, if you were curious. Which definitely everybody was.