this ask is fucking beautiful, I love it
I love that someone else brought up the idea of ratchet having op visions (and refusing to believe they AREN’T some kind of cruel hallucination), and I also love the idea of fixit breaking his spine sucking his own dick, it’s beautiful all around
if we’re going circumference-at-any-point, I’d say the medium xenogon.
if we’re going length alone, I got a new average-width thing a while ago that I got in like 10 inches. I didn’t think that was gonna happen and I remember mentally giving myself a thumbs-up
I’m gonna assume I couldn’t get anything xenogon-grade in that far, but I guess anything’s possible if you have heart and believe in yourself
I told two entire people about what color instructions I settled for giving FB, this is not a very anonymous anon
But anyway, I was thinking of not acknowledging him and/or silently draping a cloth over him in his place on the shelf, but now you’ve got me re-thinking that. Like, maybe I’m not super invested in the character, but that DOES seem pretty cold. Almost outright rude. I mean, I don’t feel like any gratitude is owed, but I also feel like complete ingratitude just isn’t in my nature.
So now I think that, when I finish and put everything back in its place, I’ll probably try and give him some kind of face when I un-drape him. Like that one specific face you do when you’re out doing something and you see a coworker or someone who’s in one of your classes, you lift your eyebrows a little and kinda stretch your mouth like “I guess it would be rude to make eye contact with you and pretend I don’t recognize you, boy we sure are both shopping for groceries huh.” I feel like that’s sufficient, especially given that this is an alternate-universe version of the guy anyways.
being involuntarily animistic towards every single object is a tough life, man
Man. MAN. Sub. Every day. Ten times. Twelve times. That shit is my jams 5-ever. Not just in “dude in a slashfic” context, in actual “ideal eventual irl thing” context.
You don’t even know, dude. It’s so tough. It’s so, so tough. It’s tough having the sub feelings so bad and looking up in the sky and thinking “boy, I really wish someone were here right now to kick me square in the crotch and do something consensually super degrading or just generally order me to do whatever they want with complete loving obedience” but there’s nobody. There’s just nobody and my life is suffering. And not even in the hot way. Truly, no one has ever suffered as much as me. Someone, anyone, take pity.
I feel like… 16? God even knows why. Some kind of universal pull, I guess. And here I am today.
I CAN INDEED. I didn’t respond before because I wasn’t sure how to start off a reply to such an upfront question, but I admire your openness
“How easy is it” is kind of a relative question. I’m assuming you mean how easy is it for me personally? Relatively easy. But also this is something I’ve been into for a pretty long time, so having a general idea of what I’m doing/what my limits are/how my body works and responds to things makes things go a lot more smoothly. Things also got massively easier once I got stuff that was actually at all flexible and meant for the human body but hey uh, life is about learning
…also I mean honestly I should probably be spending at least a couple more minutes on prep, and I might consider it a little more difficult if I had to take the time out to do that every single time. I’ve got the relative advantage of being p into pain most of the time though (which doesn’t even last too long in my case), so a lot of times I get impatient and just do the minimum I have to to make it physically feasible
Two: fb’s tyrant (small/firm) and bd’s xenogon (medium/medium[?]). I’ve wanted to take a pic of them side-by-side, but I feel like that’s gonna have to wait a bit.
TMI AF but basically–
–I was looking at both models as my first fancy non-jerryrigged toy (they have similar enough dimensions) and decided to go for the tyrant because of price. But, as it turns out, if you never tried shit with knots, it really doesn’t help if they’re solid as goddamn rocks. No amount of self-ID’d size queendom can help me with that. I was so goddamn mad. Humiliated, even. I was defeated.
I found the xeno on sale and was like “fuck it. I have a job again. fuck it” and basically the xeno is an A+ BOY HOWDY LOOKIT THAT toy. PLUS, with the xeno, time, and a healthy amount of belief in myself, the tyrant is actually usable. I mostly prefer the xeno, but I don’t want anybody to feel left out.
Anyway, the moral of the story is that I have now established my domain over both of them and we are a family now.
Obviously these shits aren’t built for super casual use, and one of those studded robodicks would be basically the perfect finishing piece to my collection.
I think I decided that I do
There are just so many contexts this could be in
For some reason I’m picturing him on his big spiky throne? And every single Decepticon is in this long, winding line waiting for their turn. This is the power of the Decepticon warlord. This is the power of the hidden titty.
Like in a sexual way? Not really. Especially b/c I’d assume it was implictly linked to mechpreg and I’m not super big on that either
UNLESS you are asking me if there is any context at all where it gives me positive feelings, in which case 1.) part of me kind of loves everything about finding fanart with a robit lying down on their side and baby robots piled up at a row of energon teats. I can’t really describe that feeling. All I know is I’ve seen this more than once
and also 2.) there are so many awkward situations that could happen with robolactation, and basically any bodily function that can be played for awkward, uncomfortable laughs is what I’m all about because deep down I’m still goddamn 14
I like this trend of asking me about robot fetishes, this is a good trend
I changed the header image. I feel like this was the absolute most perfect word art, thank you.
You got me thinking. Between the time I started up my nsfw art blog and the time when that job-related artblock got me out of the game, it seemed like there were a lot less nsfw TF artists. Maybe new blood accounts for how the scales have been tipping junkwise, don’t care, not relevant here. The thing is, less people meant I was a mediocre-sized fish in a small-to-average pond, so the idea of doing the bizarre fetish shit of my dreams made me way more self-conscious. But now that doing nsfw transformer shit is a lot less notable, I feel like I wouldn’t be nearly as scared.
Like I said before, doing kink stuff like that that I’ve always wanted to see/do but never had would be fucking amazing. And that is the PERFECT place to start. I said I’ve been into that kink for a while, but I can’t even remember the last time I saw it being done great in any fandom/nonfandom context. And I have ideas. Especially now that there are robots. BOY do I have ideas.
…What if I make that my Thing? Not just that kind of stuff, just ALL of the really bizarre self-indulgent fetish shit I can think of. Everything I’ve ever dreamed of. Just a reflection of every single unsettling hentai you’ve ever seen posted as a “jesus someone got off on this”, but now there’s robots, because all self-restraint in subjectmatter has been thrown out the damn window.
Wow ok that got real lofty real quick, but I’m excited. I know it’s not on the same par as the hypothetical unnamed things up there, but another thing I want to start out with is medical stuff. Do you like medical stuff? God do I like medical stuff. Know what the thing with that is? Nobody takes it way-too-far enough. Damn. I’ve got ideas though.
I wish you all the luck in your personal quest. I doubt you’ll come off anon, but I hope we can be partners in spirit on our respective adventures.
Feel free to share any ideas with me on this blog or my art one, I don’t have a great track record of following through with every single idea, but I feel like you’re a kindered spirit of fetishes.
I hope everyone’s ready for eggs being laid in butts, because I know I am
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