there’s a fic where grounders capture seekers to eat their eggs and starscream gets captured by swindle and it’s kind of gory but idk if you want it, it’s called Delicacy and it’s on ao3

I still don’t think I’m supes into it, but thank you for keeping me in your hearts and minds nonetheless

There’s a fic called The Last where The Fallen uses Starscream for breeding purposes and it’s very traumatizing for Starscream. All of his hatchlings die from being taken out prematurely/not enough food. Megatron hands him over to the Autobots because he is about to have another egg but there’s no Energon left and he has a higher chance of survival with the Autobots and he falls for Dad Truck and everything.

mpreg/mechpreg/that whole category is really not my thing, but I appreciate the rec and I know other people up on here are getting hyped about eggchat

If there’s any fics where bayverse starscream’s laying cool-ranch eggs, though, you send that right the fuck at me

Starscream, especially movie Starscream, laying eggs is Thing that I like so.

right, okay, I’ve seen that around

movie-starscream-plus-eggs is something I’ve seen multiple times over, is that based on something or is it just a thing that happened? I tried watching the second movie but I started getting real drunk around the second time the screen cut to a couple dogs humping and also everything the movie bots say is completely incomprehensible

I don’t know, I don’t know why I’m assuming this is based on the movieverse’s rich storytelling narrative

are the eggs cool ranch flavored

ohm i didn;t know u had a nsfw art blog!!!

http://notfuzzyrobot.tumblr.com/!

I checked the activity page and people are still finding my art and enjoying it, I’m such an easily-worried wuss (and now I’m all heartwarmed, shit)

There’s some embarrassing-looking garbage but the art’s a lot better when I discover robots. That’s a thing that actually motivated me enough to improve, and I’m kind of proud of the noticeable difference. So uh beep boop enjoy

do you have any bad dragon dicks?

Nope. I waffled over getting one for a while, but there’s not really a design I liked well enough on there to pay that much for. Plus I’ve been talking with a dude with a friend that works for them, and I haven’t been hearing good things at all.

I’ve been super hyped about frisky beast though, and since I got a job I do plan on getting one of those. (I gotta relax somehow, right?) They don’t have a big selection right now but they just started up this year, plus they just got a 3D printer and a lot of people submitting 3D models. Printing out dinosaur dicks. This is the future.

I’m actually waiting for the silicone samples right now, they should be here soon but who friggin knows. I’m thinking of getting the Tyrant, if you were curious. Which definitely everybody was.