One day, not so long ago, Breakdown was walking in the woods and all of a sudden, he saw giant strawberries. They looked so juicy and deliciously red that he decided to pick them up and bake a cake for Knock Out for being the biggest homogay boyfriend ever. The end.
In other words, haaaaaaaapppy birthday to my precious Lollo-chan! You’re awesome and will always be Knock Out to my Breakdown! UwU
So of course after thinking “Unf Megs is the most sexual thing ever.”, my brain went right to thinking “Wouldn’t it be awesome if he was a total prude.”
And then Starscream happens.
Oh my God. I want fic now, where Starscream seduces the hell out of Megatron who is all O_O shifting to XD
If I had the writing skills I’d definitely try writing something… because I did imagine the story behind it, while drawing it. Maybe I’ll try anyways. <___<
Hmmm.
Obviously Overlord filmed his most big name victims, Max, Grimlock, Impactor. Pretty sure there’s films available, illegally, of the former two.
But I wonder about the ones that star Impactor. Did Prowl still care of him as the Wreckers’ poster boy? Because if he did, then the films with Impactor in them would’ve quickly disappeared. Every time a new recording springs up, it’s either bought swiftly, stolen or destroyed. Prowl makes sure the public doesn’t know. It’d be bad if Overlord was shown to easily dominate and humiliate even the Wrecker hero who so many look up to.
“Tell me Pharma- why is it that those with medical training always make the worst patients? One would think you should know better- this hardly needed to take as long as it did. Such a mess. You’ve gotten it all over my hands. You’ll need to clean that up in a minute, doctor- ah, not yet. I said in a minute.”
“Good for you though, Pharma. You’ve been learning. I knew you were clever. You see, that’s why we bothered to recover you- oh you’re nice to look at, don’t get me wrong. And it certainly doesn’t hurt while we have to take care of you- oh, no, it rather improves things. But a pretty face isn’t enough for all this bother. Not really. Not enough to feed you, or clean you, or weld those nice little rings to your wrists. Clever idea, I really should thank Helex. I like knowing I can hitch you up and have you stay just where I left you. I like to keep my things in order, as well you know.”
“You’re a useful little jet. You know such wonderful tricks. Well- you will again, we just need to get you some lovely new hands, now don’t we? You’ll be a real prize then. Did you know that jets were Megatron’s frame of choice? Not to wear, obviously, but he did enjoy watching them, when he was a miner. Even when he was a gladiator, he still couldn’t bring himself to resist a saucy little airframe or two.”
“Impecable taste, our Lord has. He thought the freedom of their flight was so beautiful, the way they just cut through the air, the agility and grace. He even wrote some poetry about them- Would you like to hear it?”
“Of course you would.”
Second face-touchy themed picture. If they’d found him, I could see something like this happening to Pharma. He’s a doctor Tarn already considers to be his, and would be a valuable resource for the DJD once repaired. And since Tarn has no desire to seek help for his addiction, a surgeon would be a very useful thing indeed.
all I’ve done so far today is draw lace, this is lace hell and I am going to go ride my bike and angrily make pumpkin bread
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