HAPPY BIRTHDAY magnumformer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (blows party tooter)

um…

fuck

it started as a joke about how rid2015 ratchet said undertone was the “strong, silent type“, but fuck me I think I actually want to see depressed, mutually-unfulfilling ratchet/undertone

one’s a dude who’s lost everything dear to him and is quasi-exiled in space with a task that honestly doesn’t make a lot of sense, the other is a Strong, Silent minibot who is in a class that doesn’t seem to have any legal rights but obviously would still have needs of his own, and basically I need to see some halfhearted “well, why not, I guess“ ratchet fingerfucking a minibot while sadly jerking himself off right now

blackggggum:

Sunder&Froid

They were like the fiend and his loyalty servant to each other////They are both the master and both the slave…*sobs

sorry for this horrible sketch but they are too cute////

Sometimes the send message button gets stuck on mobile and I have to press it more than once to make sure, sorry. Does the idea of one Transformer cleaning out the other’s butthole excite you?

This is the best message I have ever gotten on this website. This is the best message ANYONE has ever gotten on this website.

I’m sorry, I think I just wasn’t prepared for that wording. The first time I read it I kept getting this mental image of like.. a hose and a bucket with a sponge in it like you’d see in a driveway when somebody was washing their sportscar, except there was no driveway and the sportscar was not a sportscar.

I think I get what you mean though, and y’know what? It’s 2015. It’s 2015 and this is a blog that like 3 whole people who know me follow, and yeah, yeah that shit is my jam, and that’s weird because that is a really specific goddamn jam to ask about. It’s followed me for a while, and now that robots are a thing, there’s so many more possibilities. OH MAN.

I don’t think that’s anything I’ve actually seen done in this fandom (I think maybe.. one fic? if I read it right?), but y’know what, I’ve been out of the game too long. I have some wips on the verge of being finished, but I could be the change I want to be in the world on this one. “Oh, I haven’t seen this nsfw artist’s url in a while. What have they been up t—oh my god what’s. That’s. That is a bucket and some kind of brush oh my god I am blocking them oh my GOD.” I love this. This is my comeback. I’m gonna be the one to save robot porn forever. With this. It’s tragically beautiful.

Is this your jam too, or are you just trying to see what I’ll admit to when nobody who knows me irl could read it? Maybe it doesn’t matter. You. Me. I think we have something beautiful here. Message me these questions any time. I like you.

inushiek:

psssst!!

I’m sorry that happens to you, but there’s a difference between “yelling about it on my dumb little blog” (which you are certainly entitled to. it’s your blog.) and tagging it IN THE ROBOT PORN TAG

You’ve caught me. Maybe I tagged it because, inarticulate as it was, I wanted to just get it out there that this is incredibly uncomfortable for some people. I should have phrased it in a way that made specific reason behind the reaction completely clear, but I was in a bit of a Place, and I didn’t think anyone would give a shit either way. Regardless of how the post was phrased, I didn’t expect either would garner a response more meaningful than, say, a flippant fandom gif.

Far be it for me to imply that people should stop doing this if it’s their favorite, because encouraging people to have their kinks is what I’m all about, but at thesame time, there are kinks that make certain people extremely uncomfortable, and I think it’s important to know when that happens. Lord knows I want to, because I know I already tread the line on a few things I put in my work.

Maybe I’ll make that actual coherent version, provided I ever stop feeling like an idiot about writing literal essays about things that evidently affect me and me alone and largely serve as a draining, time-consuming exercise in pissing in the wind. I’ve never seen anyone else complain, so I severely doubt it would result in some kind of tag I could tumblr savior, but hey. Who doesn’t need more reaction images.