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I meant would you like more explicit anal in Transformers fan fiction? I like that, like, anal fingering requires lube and preparation. I used to be in fandoms with m/m and anal and the fan art had toys and stuff meant for butt use.

I would, unless that fic makes it clear there’s more than one hole (if we’re talking m/m) and then that turns the opposite way real quick. But Butt stuff is basically my FAVORITE stuff, and robots are basically my FAVORITE and HOTTEST thing, so OBVIOUSLY this is a match made in the best of all heavens.

I was fine interpreting ambiguously-coded self-lubricating valves as that, but yeah, honestly I think that every part of the prepwork that goes into that stuff is hot. The extra steps build up the scene and what’s happening, describing lube being applied on things is hot, describing lube being applied in things in any various way is real hot, I feel like both of those do an amazing job of building up the payoff of the bit where they get to the penetration, even if it only ever gets up to fingers. Describing the fingering is almost always super hot whether it’s from the perspective of the party doing the fingering or being on the receiving end of it.

…I do give fics the benefit of the doubt when they go straight for the butt without any of that and no adverse results are mentioned, but I also do like how things are when it specifically describes little to no prep, anything from brief discomfort to full-out pain and, goddammit, I’m an increasingly sadistic masochist and the fact that stuff like that can be done so easily is the fucking best. Arrest me. I know it’s not everyone’s bag, but in my personal experience the way things (w/o good prepwork) literally can start off as “oh god the pain is unbearable I fucked up” then transition to being a mind-blowing full-body thing just a little bit later is my ABSOLUTE JAM.

Also jesus I have a big kink for toys in that context. That seems like it should be way too generic to be a kink but that just ramps things up a lot, especially when it’s not just a solo thing. There’s something about the very deliberate degree of separation between the two (or more) parties, where one (or more) isn’t even doing it for their own immediate physical pleasure. But I feel like I’m getting off track.

I like butts. I like robot buttholes. I read some super old fics where they’re explained as exhaust ports or something and given a little description and actual reason to be there that kinda fleshed the whole deal out, I liked it. 

Asses aren’t even always the nicest and safest places to ram yourself into, but they didn’t really shy away from kind of showing it in the same raw, sloppy, visceral way you get when you watch a low-res video of two hairy truck-driver-looking motherfuckers going at it in a dirty motel on an amateur porn site. 

I… I don’t know if you do. I do. I feel like I should have stopped already.

I uh, I apologize for taking the first ask and making it a half-related essay, I’ve been a little bit defensive. Thank you for encouraging me to write an entire, too-long post about buttfuckin’.

HM, would you like to share your thoughts on bumsex in the context of Transformers?

!!!!

Are you sure this is your question? Are you sure you didn’t want to ask me about my stance on chocolate icecream cake? Or free money? You want to ask me about robot assfucking??!

My thoughts on it is that it’s the A+ #1 absolute best thing ever. It’s the thing I was waiting for my whole life. It was a huge part of why I got into this fandom, because finally I’d found a place with THE EXACT BEST COMBINATION OF ALL MY WANTS AND NEEDS.

A place that catered to all of my needs. A place that made me comfortable. 

Lemme first say that these are my feelings as a trans person. A transgender person who experiences anywhere from mild to severe bottom dysphoria (a link, since a lot of people seemed genuinely baffled by the very concept) depending on my current headspace. And, LBH, robuttfuckin’, as far as things drawn by cis artists, is the only way to be/pretty much the only way I feel comfortable anymore now that the overwhelming majority of cis artists don’t think it’s good enough anymore to leave a valve as an ambiguous, alien, self-lubricating orifice where the viewer can make their own decision on if they want to mentally superimpose any array of their favorite human-based holes onto the scene or just sit back and appreciate alien sex for alien sex. In that context, it’s something that makes a lot of sense in the context of a fandom that, like pretty much every other fandom, has mainly m/m ships, where this is an established thing for the grand majority of m/m porn.

…Unless we’re talking about artists/writers whose bodies and/or identities are not cisnormative, in which case they are in the place to make that decision on whether they want to tilt that anatomy towards a less-ambiguous representation and make that into a body more coded like their own, to own their bodies and their sexuality, to present a body that empowers and validates the never-catered-to. That is something worthy of high respect. That, as opposed to a cis person who is doing it first and foremost to represent themselves and has absolutely no interest in staying in their own lane. The stance and motivations of that second party were made very, very clear by how that cis part of the fandom chose to respond to the thoughts of a transgender person whose experiences conflicted with what they chose to believe was the absolute singular valid trans opinion on the subject. I.E., the one most convenient for them. They are confirming and re-confirming that I should not trust cisgender people to hold transgender people’s wellbeing in mind unless it directly benefits them.

…..But those are just my thoughts.

I really don’t know how you intended me to interpret the question and, forgive me here, but given the shit that’s been happening it felt the teeniest bit like a leading question, so I tried dipping into a couple of different response choices. 

I also hope I was able to make it clear that these replies are based on what makes me comfortable as a trans person. They are a product of my own experiences, are only meant to represent one subset of trans experiences, and in no way, shape, or form meant to imply trans people and trans bodies are anything less than valid and beautiful by default. No matter what kind they are, and regardless of whether the person loves the form that their body has already taken or has decided that they want to change things to reflect what they feel is the truest version of themselves.

fuck that one guy entirely

if that one guy hadn’t requested an art thing, he wouldn’t have piled kindling onto the teeny potential ember of sadism

and now here I am, here I am arguing about the best way to fuck an alive severed head

officialvarrictethras:

warning

do not, i repeat, do not

think about your favorite character’s face when they orgasm, especially after an agonizingly slow build of teasing and foreplay that lasts for hours

don’t imagine the relief in their eyes right before they close them

don’t imagine the sounds of their ecstasy as they finally hit that sweet spot

don’t imagine every line and muscle in their body tense and arching as they ride the aftershocks

don’t imagine the way they sag and pant and smile afterward, drawing their partner close to their sweat-slicked body

just don’t do that to yourself

newvagabond:

Nonsticky Cybertronian masturbation is amazing. Scratching plating, digging their own fingers into seams and straining wiring within. Rumbling their engine, shoving wings against anything hot or vibrating, wrenching open paneling just to be able to scratch against circuit boards and see stars. Energy field manipulators. Charge toys they can create a feedback loop with, ripping data and shooting it back as fast as they turn the dial until they go into system overload and their scorching frames release static in a loud, satisfying crackle. Little arcs of energy continue to jump about their frame as they ride down their overload.