nsfw txt – Posthole

fuck

it started as a joke about how rid2015 ratchet said undertone was the “strong, silent type“, but fuck me I think I actually want to see depressed, mutually-unfulfilling ratchet/undertone

one’s a dude who’s lost everything dear to him and is quasi-exiled in space with a task that honestly doesn’t make a lot of sense, the other is a Strong, Silent minibot who is in a class that doesn’t seem to have any legal rights but obviously would still have needs of his own, and basically I need to see some halfhearted “well, why not, I guess“ ratchet fingerfucking a minibot while sadly jerking himself off right now

finding out someone has a horse dildo, and they gave it the same name as a real horse you used to know #ReallySpecificUpsettingThings

notfuzzyrobot:

I keep forgetting I saved this, and I don’t know why but I lose my shit every time I find it

opferziege:

mpregatron:

mpregatron:

I looked up a bunch of stuff about sounding and I think I made a mistake

no, you don’t understand

I’d seen sounding before

but I’ve seen some things tonight

did you find dick fisting

I tried to suss out any big differences between cis dude sounding and cis lady sounding experiences

I think the main thing that stuck out is that, sticking things in a urethra that’s in a dick, that thing’s couched in a big cylinder of spongy tissue. There’s definitely some elasticity there, but that tissue sort of sets a limit on how balls-to-the-wall redic you can reasonably get with sounding like that

What I learned, though, is that the urethra itself is apparently a lot more elastic when there’s not a dick involved. A lot.

I have some regrets.