frisky-beast:

Say hello to the Mechanical Animal 2.0, a 3D printed upgrade from our 1.0! This toy features smoothed, streamlined plating, designed to cater to those with a taste for the cybernetic, and inspired by the same robotic beasty as its predecessor!  This is a pre-order toy that will be shipping during the end of February. This updated sculpt was designed and rendered for printing by the talented Video, character art provided by Hebeni!
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A few notes about this updated sculpt! We hoped to keep the spirit of the first Mechanical Animal alive while eliminating some of the production issues that plagued the original. This design is made to please, ribbing beneath the head and aboe the base provide simultaneous stimulation, while the sectioned belly brings wonderful thrusting texture. Don’t underestimate his silky-smooth plates, this toy is definitely a beast 😉

Modern technology has made robot dicks a reality, and I need everyone in the world to know

I really like going to xtube, because before I logged in the new uploads on the front page were all relatively normal straight videos, but now that I’m logged in there’s just a man pissing on his car in the dead center of my screen

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shrikelike:

MY FRIEND HAS BEEN READING THIS FANFICTION AND GIVING ME HER REACTIONS WITH CONTEXT AS SHE’S GOING ALONG, AND IT APPARENTLY JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE. SHE GOES “oh god, the baby is going to die” AND THEN LATER TELLS ME “oh god, it got more fucked up.”

MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT WAS “THEY’RE GONNA FUCK THE DEAD BABY” BUT THEN I STOPPED AND SAID “NO NO THAT’S TOO LUDICROUS NO WAY”

WHEN I SEE MY FRIEND FOR BREAKFAST, SHE GOES INTO DETAIL INTO WHAT HAPPENS

PROWL TAKES THE BABY’S SOUL INTO HIS SPARK, THEN TURNS TO JAZZ WHO IS DESPONDENT OVER THE LOSS OF THEIR LITTLE ONE (YES YES IT’S ONE OF THOSE FICS) AND IS LIKE “hey I’ve still got the baby sorta let’s sparkbond and you can have one last good bye” OR SOME SHIT AND THEN BEFORE THEY SPARKBOND HE GOES “by the way there’s a chance still that you’ll overload from this” AND THEY GO AHEAD AND I THINK THEY DID OVERLOAD AND I’M IN AWE

I’M IN FUCKING AWE

THEY FUCKED THE DEAD BABY AFTER ALL