absofuckinglutelydreadful:

mpregatron:

fucking incredible

so I depress myself the hardest when I’m struggling to plot out a porn thing b/t two people with vaginas, but this time when I googled positions I found this cosmo list of lesbian sex positions and

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thanks, cosmo

I felt bad about myself, but seeing what youse guys are presenting as enjoyable and physically feasible sex positions between people w/ vj’s makes me feel like some kind of majestic combo of anatomy expert and sex guru. I’ll never lose confidence in myself like that again.

PFFFFFFFFFFF

#WHAT THE HELL IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPENING IN THE FIRST PICTURE JESUS CHRIST

In that one, the person on top is supposed to grind their clit into the other person’s tailbone. I shit you not.

The top one’s got a way more ridiculous illustration, but I guess I could see how that could hypothetically work, assuming you put way, way more effort into it than it deserves…? What’s so much more concerning to me is the second one though, because the first part of the description is

Have your partner lie on her back and sit on her so your clits rub together.

How. Just… legit, how?

The list is so goddamn surreal. It’s like the person who wrote it got everything they know about what gets people with vaginas off by watching lesbian porn made by and for straight men, no wait oh jesus christ they did, didn’t they

fucking incredible

so I depress myself the hardest when I’m struggling to plot out a porn thing b/t two people with vaginas, but this time when I googled positions I found this cosmo list of lesbian sex positions and

thanks, cosmo

I felt bad about myself, but seeing what youse guys are presenting as enjoyable and physically feasible sex positions between people w/ vj’s makes me feel like some kind of majestic combo of anatomy expert and sex guru. I’ll never lose confidence in myself like that again.