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@baiku
replied to your post “Buddy let me tell you, I refuse to believe that domestication involves…”

buddy m’pal I swear by my pinky toe that yes, it definitely involves all the terrible mental torture too. Sometimes you just post on phone and try to write shortly

Aw, bless. I wasn’t targeting your post, it was just something I’d been seeing around and had to post this post for myself. On a much-less-seen blog than my main. Where I could sweat in a little more privacy.

dankassbiskits replied to your post “THEY’RE SENDING OUT THE DICK TOMORROW”

good lord should I email them about mine again?? I don’t want to sound like a pain in the ass (hurr see what I did there ain’t I clever) but this is getting ridiculous tbh :I

I’d recommend it!!! And specifically mention that an email from them might not have gone through/got eaten because of an attached dick-picture, because that seems to be the biggest problem on my orders.

Also, I feel like letting myself come through as pretty frustrated in my last email didn’t hurt. I always try to be polite and my previous tone’s been real mild and along the lines of “oh, ok uh, I haven’t heard from you, but get back to me when you can, no rush” [where the assumption is that they’ll try super hard to fix their fuckup regardless of tone], but if stuff’s getting mixed up or whatever over there, it’s way harder to ignore/forget about a customer who’s starting to get mad about something you legit fucked up on. I know I was never in dick sales, but I feel like that’s standard to any customer service position.

Also, maybe try out some mild guilt-tripping? I remember what theme you said you asked for on yours, and you have my permission to crib the “I need a shoulder to cry on, and I need that shoulder to be a dick, and I need that dick to look like it got chopped off a robot” line I ended my last email with, ‘cause that apparently worked.

dankassbiskits
replied to your post “fb told me they were just about to do a repour of my robocock, but…”

I haven’t heard anything about my Soundwave dick either w t f

I want to chalk some of these things up to email errors or something, but god fuckin damn where’s the robodicks

did I mention that, after my order, I decided I wasn’t going to do anything penetrative until I got that in the mail? because I did, and I could use my sexual frustration to punch through an entire wall rn

smellslikebiskits replied to your post: who’s ready to be real disappointed in…

YOOOOOOO I just bought a Soundwave themed Tyrant yesterday yEA HHHHH„

GOOD

wait which soundwave, what soundwave is packing that kind of ridiculous heat. I feel like prime soundwave wouldn’t be able to keep one of those tucked in him, collapsible or otherwise 

but I finally settled on a robit to request a color scheme of, and I really wanna know how he turns out. I wanna know if he’ll be recognizable so everyone can have a bunch of uncomfortable questions.

smellslikebiskits replied to your post: [PUNCHES A WALL] WHAT COLORS DO I EVEN…

GET A RATCHET DICK /I FUCKIN DARE YOU/

Dang, it just wouldn’t feel right to do. (That, and how do I reconcile that this model is lean and reasonable with the fact I like drawing him girthy af because I’m the tom of finland of old men I guess)

and now I’m thinking about how if I ask for orange and white, there’s gonna be at least one time I think “fixit” and that is the day a $50/55-plus-shipping exotic dick purchase in a model I’ve been waiting for forever becomes something I can never use again in my life