jacksghey:

goddamnitriot:

agh jesus

“Swerve, seriously. I don’t think you’re going to fit that…”

“Bolt it, Skids. I got it covered~” As it turned out, Swerve’s metaphorical mouth was bigger than his literal one in this instance. His cheeks puffed out under the strain of trying to open his jaw wide enough to accommodate Skids’ girth.  He managed most of it, joint connectors whirring at him angrily before he pulled back, mouth gaping and panting as he offered his larger partner a consolatory lick.

“Okay, so I can’t fit it today,” Swerve admitted at last, wrapping his fingers around Skids’, pumping the length slowly and offering his partner a deliberate smirk as the theoretician squirmed despite the flubbed blowjob. “But I’ve got you and two Engex containers roughly the size of this bad boy. Practice makes perfect, am I right?”

goingloco:

felixfellow:

One day, not so long ago, Breakdown was walking in the woods and all of a sudden, he saw giant strawberries. They looked so juicy and deliciously red that he decided to pick them up and bake a cake for Knock Out for being the biggest homogay boyfriend ever. The end.

In other words, haaaaaaaapppy birthday to my precious Lollo-chan! You’re awesome and will always be Knock Out to my Breakdown! UwU

Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu, that’s the gayest thing you’ve ever drawn for me ;v;