Two: fb’s tyrant (small/firm) and bd’s xenogon (medium/medium[?]). I’ve wanted to take a pic of them side-by-side, but I feel like that’s gonna have to wait a bit.
TMI AF but basically–
–I was looking at both models as my first fancy non-jerryrigged toy (they have similar enough dimensions) and decided to go for the tyrant because of price. But, as it turns out, if you never tried shit with knots, it really doesn’t help if they’re solid as goddamn rocks. No amount of self-ID’d size queendom can help me with that. I was so goddamn mad. Humiliated, even. I was defeated.
I found the xeno on sale and was like “fuck it. I have a job again. fuck it” and basically the xeno is an A+ BOY HOWDY LOOKIT THAT toy. PLUS, with the xeno, time, and a healthy amount of belief in myself, the tyrant is actually usable. I mostly prefer the xeno, but I don’t want anybody to feel left out.
Anyway, the moral of the story is that I have now established my domain over both of them and we are a family now.
Obviously these shits aren’t built for super casual use, and one of those studded robodicks would be basically the perfect finishing piece to my collection.