I swear to god, this new dick really is gorgeous. I thought it was nice when I got it, but it’s like I notice more color and more little details in the pour every time I use it.

These colors are just so good and pop so well, I gotta figure out some other setting to photograph it in that’d show it off better than that dang black shelf

Here he is!! I ended up taking a lot of photos of my new frisky-beast​ toy because damn did he come out pretty. It’s a small cybersaur in medium firmness, plus the “overload“ option.

I
haven’t gotten to try it out yet, but I’ve been excited about this
model since I saw it as a user-submitted model on the forums. I love it. Robot dick, ridges, and god-damn studs on top of that! Beautiful.

There was a bit of a mix-up that led to a longer-than-average wait on this one, but their customer service was lovely through the whole thing, and they even shipped him with this surprise blue brood egg because of it. The only question left is what relationship that blue egg is to him, but maybe some things are best left alone. 

I did a little lineup of the collection so far, I think this one rounds it all out beautifully. Thanks FB!!

How many exotic sex toys do you own?

Two: fb’s tyrant (small/firm) and bd’s xenogon (medium/medium[?]). I’ve wanted to take a pic of them side-by-side, but I feel like that’s gonna have to wait a bit.

TMI AF but basically–

–I was looking at both models as my first fancy non-jerryrigged toy (they have similar enough dimensions) and decided to go for the tyrant because of price. But, as it turns out, if you never tried shit with knots, it really doesn’t help if they’re solid as goddamn rocks. No amount of self-ID’d size queendom can help me with that. I was so goddamn mad. Humiliated, even. I was defeated.

I found the xeno on sale and was like “fuck it. I have a job again. fuck it” and basically the xeno is an A+ BOY HOWDY LOOKIT THAT toy. PLUS, with the xeno, time, and a healthy amount of belief in myself, the tyrant is actually usable. I mostly prefer the xeno, but I don’t want anybody to feel left out. 

Anyway, the moral of the story is that I have now established my domain over both of them and we are a family now.

Obviously these shits aren’t built for super casual use, and one of those studded robodicks would be basically the perfect finishing piece to my collection.

frisky-beast:

Frisky Beast is proud to present the Mechanical Animal 3.0, better known as The Cybersaur! This streamlined, futuristic creature was designed by Hebeni and sculpted for production by Video! Available in four sizes, it features a gently tapering shaft with a series of nubs up the belly for a fantastic (but not overwhelming) texture experience!

And alongside the Cybersaur, we are now offering ‘Overload’ – a drippy, dribbling highlight available in blues, purples and pinks! Overload can be added onto any toy and is available through the Cybersaur page

holy shit I have been waiting for this model for so long

…and goddamn overload, bless you people.

frisky-beast:

anthrex-468:

So my friend kristal realized that one of Frisky Beasts (like Bad Dragon, but robo dicks) promotional images perfectly matches up with the crew from Transformers: Robots in Disguise, from left to right (in both pictures) is Sideswipe, Grimlock, Bumblebee and Strongarm, and all their colours match flawlessly. coincidence? I think not.

😉 Bout time someone noticed.