tragically beautiful

so I was going to sketch a tarn and pharma on the side of this canvas and I got this far and stopped because. look. just fuckin look at this, I am pretty sure literally nobody has ever drawn this pairing so beautifully before this right here, I need to stop right now because there is literally no improvement I could possibly make to this

beastmachines:

throw back tumblr’s prank with porn

officialratchet:

myotpisopme:

officialratchet:

scholaroftrivia:

officialratchet:

you can tell when a fanfic writer is a hetero virgin when they wont stop using ‘seed’

or they could be writing about farming

Well to be honest I’m not a virgin -points to her blog title- in a variety of senses to that word… But I still use seed, because using cum all the time gets just as dull. Seed doesn’t sound as raunchy, and it’s good to mix up what they call it. Also some people just don’t like the word cum. -shrug- doesn’t necessarily mean they’re a white hetero virgin.

“how can you not like manrobots w/ vaginas if your url is mpregatron” I still can’t believe