Ratchet getting separated from the group in Human Error and some unsavory type asking if he wants to go back to their sleazy apartment and have them teach him about human anatomy
how did this get programmed in? shut up is how
Tag: txt
the inside arch of tfp starscream’s heels are sensitive, this is 100% non-negotiable don’t ask questions don’t even friggin look at me
Imagine your OTP having a very active sex life even into their elder years.
Impactor calling Springer ‘his cute little green circuit booster’ as he fucks him into oblivion (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I keep thinking about the ratcho trying to ride post-becoming-bara optimus after they got reunited and trying real hard to adjust to a bigger spike to the point where he can even get it in
it won’t stop I’m stupid cut it out
strika topping the hell out of lugnut & he starts reflexively yelling out praise for her but suddenly realizes it and gets all flustered and tries to follow each one up with praise for megatron because he’s terrified at the idea of someone thinking he’s more loyal to bara lady dick than the glorious decepticon cause and glorious lord megatron but it keeps happening
strika just doing this low chuckle because dumb loud boyfuriendo
I don’t know if drawing a character manhandling food that’s explicitly a stand-in for dicks is better or worse, I just know that I’m a giant weeaboo.
I went to Sticky Lenny’s Wiener Emporium today because I was already in the area
there is something beautiful about being one of three dudes in the same dildo/vibrator/etc aisle furtively avoiding eye contact
whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here
Posthole 