um……..

still trying to mentally plot out this one thing involving airachnid, but every time I keep fucking thinking about

man I’d say that like, for me personally, looking at porn for my fandom is like playing with fire

but man, then sometimes I look at the way things have been tilting like stylistically-wise and what’s being accepted as a fandom standard and I’m like

no,

playing with fire is probably a massively better decision for me tonight

Worst

NAH.

NAH>

a-yo-river replied to your post “I found this fic where cybertronians lay eggs in little secret nests,…”

pls omg which fic is it

here

it’s knockout helping breakdown lay a fuckton of car eggs in secret so they don’t get fucking eaten

how many families are you going to tear apart, starscream

how many

I feel like we can point the topic of discussion at something more fruitful, example: windblade and chromia. should they kiss? on the mouth? probably. tune in next time for our experts’ opinions.

there’s a fic where grounders capture seekers to eat their eggs and starscream gets captured by swindle and it’s kind of gory but idk if you want it, it’s called Delicacy and it’s on ao3

I still don’t think I’m supes into it, but thank you for keeping me in your hearts and minds nonetheless

There’s a fic called The Last where The Fallen uses Starscream for breeding purposes and it’s very traumatizing for Starscream. All of his hatchlings die from being taken out prematurely/not enough food. Megatron hands him over to the Autobots because he is about to have another egg but there’s no Energon left and he has a higher chance of survival with the Autobots and he falls for Dad Truck and everything.

mpreg/mechpreg/that whole category is really not my thing, but I appreciate the rec and I know other people up on here are getting hyped about eggchat

If there’s any fics where bayverse starscream’s laying cool-ranch eggs, though, you send that right the fuck at me

baiku replied to your post “Starscream, especially movie Starscream, laying eggs is Thing that I like so.”

Starscream had a baby factory on the moon. Really. Fallen was sitting there among the eggs and Screamer took care of them and Soundwave was orbiting earth. I think Fallen taught SW and SS how to do it Primestyle and they made ALL THE BABIES

I can’t believe it

fucking incredible

I guess since I didn’t actually pass out I assumed I would have remembered something like “baby factory on saturn’s moon” happening, but here we are