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Starscream, especially movie Starscream, laying eggs is Thing that I like so.

right, okay, I’ve seen that around

movie-starscream-plus-eggs is something I’ve seen multiple times over, is that based on something or is it just a thing that happened? I tried watching the second movie but I started getting real drunk around the second time the screen cut to a couple dogs humping and also everything the movie bots say is completely incomprehensible

I don’t know, I don’t know why I’m assuming this is based on the movieverse’s rich storytelling narrative

are the eggs cool ranch flavored

shrikestrike replied to your post: I I did it I found a video of a man pu…

I’m shocked that it took this long

same, honestly

baiku replied to your post: I I did it I found a video of a man pu…

I need a fucking link NOW

the straight side of xtube is usually pretty mild, but if you’re cruising around the gay side you are gonna find some shit

here. here’s a guy coke and mentos in his ass. that’s it. that’s the whole video.

smellslikebiskits replied to your post: smellslikebiskits replied to your post…

omfg does he like. lay his eggs and then immediately eat them. out one door, back in the other??? he keeps getting knocked up just so he can eat his own fukken eggs the second they leave his body i fucking cannot staRSCRAEM BUDDY YOU NEED HELP/,

jfc this is the absolute grossest and worst and I can’t stop laughing, I haven’t been able to finish any drawings at all ever but I really want to draw this motherfucker shoving an egg into his goddamn face WHY DOESN’T THE NEMESIS HAVE A SHRINK

smellslikebiskits replied to your post “I found this fic where cybertronians lay eggs in little secret nests,…”

jesus chRIST i have a massive stuffing fetish and this is giving me the fuckign hUGEST BONER I’M,,

I thought about you when this thought process was forming, it’s got you written all over it. all these mpregs and these eggs and starscream just compulsively eating all of them

but QUESTION: would he eat his own eggs? look down and be all “nope, no those are going in my belly." 

would he climb into someone else’s nest, eat all their eggs, then lay his own there?? this. this fucking. I thought of these questions and thought of you. what are your professional eggpinions

baiku replied to your post: I found this fic where cybertronians l…

This is messed up since my headcanon is that Megatron lays all the Vehicon eggs aND IF STARSCREAM IS ON A QUEST TO EAT THEM ALL… Also some people deal badly with /losses/. Screamer could be the type to be bitter. Wow

but the fic said starscream definitely ate babyeggs and megatron PROBABLY ate eggs. what if he does. does he dip into his own stash? are they in a competition? who ELSE is eating eggs???

all these fucking eggs are getting eaten but then there’s soundwave over here, the only competent member of the ship, trying to get people to stop because WE NEED THOSE