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brony friend of a brony friend came over and he was wearing a my-little-pony-esque fleece tail, if this isn’t blatant appropriation of ponyplay culture then I don’t know what is

For the past few weeks, no matter how I get myself off, it’s just… unsatisfying. It feels superficial somehow, if that makes any sense. Just, I’ll be super into it, build up to it, get off, and there’s none of the deeply relaxing, laid-back lazy afterglow I’m used to. Then I’ll try again like “okay, it’s not like I can’t get myself tired out after this one, or maybe even one after that, it’s not like I can keep doing this for an hour or more and STILL not be proper satisfied” but then I’m completely and bafflingly wrong. That doesn’t even make sense. This has to go against at least one law of thermodynamics, like, jesus, man.

It’s like I’m famished and I keep eating rice crackers, after eating a whole bag it’s certainly taken the edge off the hunger but also I still need a goddamn proper sandwich or some shit to fill me up any kind of proper

I can’t even satisfy myself this is truly my darkest hour THIS IS SO FUCKING FRUSTRATING. JUST… AUGH.

old men with shameboners is the only thing I care about

oh my god

oh my fucking god

why aren’t there more porn fics that have corpses in the background that end up being secretly full of hundreds of spiders

mawoftriskaidekathon:

qweety:

doctorbotspank:

BAYMAXXX WILL CRUSH YO DICK

THERE HASN’T EVEN BEEN A TRAILER YET

THIS IS THE POWER OF ROBOT FETISHES.

applesemen:

*looks you straight in the eye as i slide this slowly across the table*

leetleteapot:

Well, this certainly took a while! It’s a gift for my dear friend Rothinsel. ❤ I’m really glad that we’ve met. ;w;

rubberbiskits replied to your post “let’s say you paid a buncha money to an online company to make you a…”

if you mean what company i think you do, they did just move and were on hiatus for like a month? idk man the only thing i ordered from them was some freakin’ eggs and i got ‘em pretty quick.

Shit, shit, okay, firefox keeps crashing and fucking my post so let me try and summarize the timeline that’s going on here.

-First off, I put my order in on February the 8th, let that sink in

-I sent them an email on April 9th, they said the first pull came out flawed, that they were re-casting it that day, and that they’d see how it came out. The next day they said the color wasn’t how they wanted it, and that they’d take some photos so I could give them my opinion.

-They posted a photoshoot on April 13th that looked like it had mine in it, so I waited for the photos they said they’d take and contacted them again on the 19th.

-On April 20th, they said they were out of the shop but be able to take the photo the next evening, and it’s been nada since then. 3 months, man. Like, seriously. I’m definitely glad that I seem to be the odd man out here, because I think the stuff FB’s putting out and the community involvement they’re participating in is awesome, but… man.

I feel like it’s worth mentioning that when I ordered my testers it took a long time for them to be sent, but that was because of an error in the shipping queue, and it was cleared up after one cheery email from them. I just. Gaddamn, y’know?

The thing is that, I understand that since I placed my order they’ve had email difficulties, they’ve had a hiatus, they’ve moved buildings, those are all way understandable reasons to not be able to ship things out, but what I don’t understand is how this 3-month-old order hasn’t even been shipped yet, but there are plenty of orders that were bought after mine that were shipped and/or received ages before I even got a confirmation that mine’s even in shippable condition.

I’m super torn about this

Just…. WHAT’S A MAN GOTTA DO TO SHOVE A DINOSAUR DICK UP HIS ASS IN THIS GADDAMN TOWN, HUH??