shrikelike:

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT BAYVERSE DRIFT SOUNDS LIKE, NONE OF US DO, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THAT FOR ALL OF HIS VOCALIZATIONS I CAN IMAGINE HIM SPLICING SOUNDCLIPS LIKE BUMBLEBEE BUT INSTEAD OF USING THE RADIO YOU JUST HEAR BITS AND PIECES OF HENTAI GIRL NOISES DURING THE SEX EMANATING FROM *SOMEWHERE*; DRIFT’S MOUTH NEVER MOVES

HOLOFORM RATCHET MAKES NO NOISES EXCEPT FOR SATISFIED OLD MAN GRUNTING

I still want some kind of latex or pvc or whatever suit, too. This just brought that to the forefront.

I really want one of those one-piece sleeveless/shorts dealios with a zipper. The coolest. Wear it around. Man, I’d be exactly the same as a superhero.