
resort fashion
roll me into the trash

I don’t know if this is the result Pharma was after, aft smacked, digits stuffed into his valve and Tarn’s possessive nature smeared with his own lubricant on his back. And that would only be the start of things Tarn has planned, judging by his optics. He probably won’t be as pleased with his jet when he discovers the mess on his thigh and feet…
Digital trace of last night’s petting piece. Even while drawing the original My mind went naughty places and I knew I had to do a NSFW version. The smacking part? Blame gunthatshootsennui for that. I hadn’t even thought about it until the comment was made.
Not happy with the smacking effect.
slutty older men are my lifeblood

I have no idea what this is from but it’s hilariously awesome.
WELL THE SIGN SAID NO PARKING SO
I’ve been looking for this gif. /saves
paging catbountry
You rang?
I feel like the entire internet’s been leading up to this one gif.
Here’s a handful of recent pulls. I haven’t had a lot of time to take photos, but wanted to put something up before our monthly update. My personal favorite is neon watermelon Tyrant (hence the extra photo), with definitely-not-Lucario-Dire-Wolf coming in second. Both are requests, and both have Bump-and-Dent versions that will appear later this week (along with the red/purple/black Tyrant and a few lobsters).
a package of a sensitive nature arrived at our house for a friend today
this means we got a package of dirty stuff for someone who doesn’t even live here before I got the package of dirty stuff for me I ordered 2 months ago
[gazes up at the moon]

Nothing to regret~
((*Cough*
@thepocketprime
Future shenanigans between babbus
*Snickers*))