realized I’ve been idly thinking vague thoughts about me and other parties and sexy stuff, and then I got confused because I know right now I’m pretty uncomfortable with the idea of getting physical with another person, so I questioned myself about this

then I realized what I wanted wasn’t so much a sexual partner as it was someone to appreciate how sexy I am when I do sexy things

frisky-beast:

Say hello to the Mechanical Animal 2.0, a 3D printed upgrade from our 1.0! This toy features smoothed, streamlined plating, designed to cater to those with a taste for the cybernetic, and inspired by the same robotic beasty as its predecessor!  This is a pre-order toy that will be shipping during the end of February. This updated sculpt was designed and rendered for printing by the talented Video, character art provided by Hebeni!
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A few notes about this updated sculpt! We hoped to keep the spirit of the first Mechanical Animal alive while eliminating some of the production issues that plagued the original. This design is made to please, ribbing beneath the head and aboe the base provide simultaneous stimulation, while the sectioned belly brings wonderful thrusting texture. Don’t underestimate his silky-smooth plates, this toy is definitely a beast 😉

Modern technology has made robot dicks a reality, and I need everyone in the world to know

I really like going to xtube, because before I logged in the new uploads on the front page were all relatively normal straight videos, but now that I’m logged in there’s just a man pissing on his car in the dead center of my screen

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