everybody draws tfp megatron with the scariest dick but what if it was actually the reverse. what if it was tiny, just the littlest shrinky-dink. that’s why he’s so angry all the time, he’s gotta overcompensate for it. big ship, spiky armor, etc etc.

he’s not covered in spikes because he’s a warlord, he’s covered in spikes because he’s.. he’s trying to push people away. Because nobody ever told him he was fine just the way he was. it’s tragic when you think about it.

officialratchet:

myotpisopme:

officialratchet:

scholaroftrivia:

officialratchet:

you can tell when a fanfic writer is a hetero virgin when they wont stop using ‘seed’

or they could be writing about farming

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Well to be honest I’m not a virgin -points to her blog title- in a variety of senses to that word… But I still use seed, because using cum all the time gets just as dull. Seed doesn’t sound as raunchy, and it’s good to mix up what they call it. Also some people just don’t like the word cum. -shrug- doesn’t necessarily mean they’re a white hetero virgin.

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k-gufu:

kay109:

Operaが挙動不審すぎて発狂しそうになったのでもういい!もうたくさんだ!とヤケになってこっちにアップしました やっぱりツイッターにもう一回あげるとかやだー! 

私のOSとあってないのかOperaの動きが超ロボットストレスフルで、早くもツイッター運用に不安を覚えます 別にOpera使わなきゃいい話なんですがFirefoxとかIEとかChromeとかはアンソロアカウントで使ってたり相性が悪かったりでもうあなただけなの!!です!!

だいたいそもそもこの絵だってロボット生命体が脚広げて座って練乳こぼしてるだけじゃないですかなんにも問題ないないない!!

メガトロン様エロくて素晴らしいです!
いいブラウザ見つかると良いですね。safariとかどうですか。

I keep thinking about the ratcho trying to ride post-becoming-bara optimus after they got reunited and trying real hard to adjust to a bigger spike to the point where he can even get it in

it won’t stop I’m stupid cut it out

shrikelike:

EXPLORE WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HUMAN? IMAGINE WAYS CULTURE COULD SHIFT AND CHANGE AS NEW TECHNOLOGY ARISES AND WE ENCOUNTER NEW FORMS OF LIFE? INVESTIGATE HOW BEING REMOVED FROM THE PLANET WHERE WE EVOLVED COULD HAVE A PSYCHOLOGICAL IMPACT ON THE ENTIRE SPECIES?

HEY BUT HOW ABOUT THIS: A MIDDLE-AGED SPACE DOCTOR TAKES ALIEN DONG UP HIS BUTT