Impactor calling Springer ‘his cute little green circuit booster’ as he fucks him into oblivion (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
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Now onto soundwave
this is an incredibly important powerpoint and I need you all to read it
BAD DRAGON GIVEAWAY, TIME TO CELEBRATE A NEW JOB AND 2 YEARS ON TUMBLR
Products pictured: Duke the Bad Dragon, The Gryphon, David the Werewolf, Chance Unflared, The Tentacle, The Dragon’s Tongue, Equiknot, The Werewolf Were-able, The Swamp Wyrm, and Luka the Otter.
Products not eligible for the giveaway: Stubbs, any penetrable toy, and Bruce the Shark.
Products that ARE eligible: Everything else! Including…The Cocksheath, The Ultimate Fantasy, all Lil Squirts, Teenie Weenies (4 packs), and every other regular dildo except Bruce.
Sizes: Small or medium only
Size restrictions (as in, you can’t get these): Medium or large Chance (either type of Chance) and medium Ultimate Fantasy
Colors: Stocked standard, single custom, split custom, marbled custom, split marbled custom, fade custom, split fade custom, and toy exclusive.
Color restrictions (as in, you can’t get these) : Split fade custom, fade custom, and split marbled custom ONLY for smalls.
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RULES
- Do not have to be following me
- Giveaway blogs are fine
- Only reblogs count (please do not like)
- One reblog each initially, can reblog again at a later date as a reminder
- MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO JOIN IN
- Will ship only within the USA
- Must be comfortable giving me your address if you win
- Ends April 1st
- Will hopefully be ordered by mid to late April
- ONE RUNNER UP GETS A PACK OF TEENIE WEENIES
- Winner will be chosen by EvulFawks via random number generator because all entries will be assigned a number. Number sheet will be posted with the winner.

I found this and I forgot and you needed to know

Sub!Megatron is best Megatron hands down the rest of you Megatrons can go home.
I’m glad I got mutuals/general internet buddies on this blog
are you glad that you know about the general minimum size limits I put on penetrative toys? I’m glad. We’re learning about each other here on this blog.
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE BARA i’m doing an experiment….























