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I really want to take some photos of it, but good lord it feels so deeply wrong to do an in-depth cock photoshoot when my roommate literally does not leave the house. It doesn’t matter that it’s a nonsexual photoshoot or that I haven’t even touched the thing in a sexual way, it just feels so… egh

How’s the new dildo?

…if you’re asking how it is use-wise, I, tragically enough, haven’t really touched it yet (aside from taking in the craftsmanship). Partially because my roommate has been home 24/7 for almost three entire months, and partially because I’ve mostly been in this low-libido place for a while. I don’t like it. I feel like I’ve built up this aura of “aw man I am ready for some butt stuff like 100% of the time, are you ready, I’m ready, I’m ALWAYS ready.“ and I feel like I am really letting myself and everyone around me down. When are things gonna align again? When..?

BUT, as far as how it came out: the coloring is great and he looks like he was crafted with care. There’s also this little line of magenta between the dick and the base I particularly like, because you can either interpret it as part of his natural coloration or as a sign that it’s been sawed off and mounted on a base. That… that sounds a lot more horrible now that I’ve written it out, but, uh. See, some dudes sawed his head off a few issues ago, and. And. This is definitely a good joke, and not horrible at all.

And this is kind of a very specific positive point, but when I got my tyrant a ways back, I noticed it had this very faint almost-sweet smell that’s always kinda bugged me. I assume it was something in the original mixes or release compound or whatever, but this one is completely scentless and I like that. I mean, you’d expect it to be scentless, and this one is, and that’s good. Glad FB changed whatever that was.