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“fred…. fred, you know how you spend a lot of time doing thought-out alien designs for your story? That you do it partially to flesh out your universe in a meaningful way, and partially because creating these things fulfills a deep, personal creative need in you? That it fits into a larger plan in its own way, but it’s first and foremost for your own satisfaction?”

“I do that too, fred. I do that exact same thing, except the personal need it fulfills is ‘being gay’, and also that is kind of the larger plan it fits into too, and fred goddamn we’ve been brojunx enduri long enough for you to know you friendmarried an alloromantic/allosexual person please don’t make me spell it all out it’s humiliating”

fred saw me workin on people designs for kaon & tarn, he got super hyped about my (actually p sick for once) costume design and wanted me to do a cool vos one next so he could make one and we could be murderclub costume buds

there’s no way to tell him “I pretty much just did these two to make them kiss” and there is no possible way to phrase that so it sounds any less pathetic and sad than it is

dankassbiskits replied to your post “THEY’RE SENDING OUT THE DICK TOMORROW”

good lord should I email them about mine again?? I don’t want to sound like a pain in the ass (hurr see what I did there ain’t I clever) but this is getting ridiculous tbh :I

I’d recommend it!!! And specifically mention that an email from them might not have gone through/got eaten because of an attached dick-picture, because that seems to be the biggest problem on my orders.

Also, I feel like letting myself come through as pretty frustrated in my last email didn’t hurt. I always try to be polite and my previous tone’s been real mild and along the lines of “oh, ok uh, I haven’t heard from you, but get back to me when you can, no rush” [where the assumption is that they’ll try super hard to fix their fuckup regardless of tone], but if stuff’s getting mixed up or whatever over there, it’s way harder to ignore/forget about a customer who’s starting to get mad about something you legit fucked up on. I know I was never in dick sales, but I feel like that’s standard to any customer service position.

Also, maybe try out some mild guilt-tripping? I remember what theme you said you asked for on yours, and you have my permission to crib the “I need a shoulder to cry on, and I need that shoulder to be a dick, and I need that dick to look like it got chopped off a robot” line I ended my last email with, ‘cause that apparently worked.