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[punches the wall next to me] MOUTH STUFF

ayyyy so I just now realized that when overlord was in that big restraint rig in the lost light’s basement, the part on his head was about an inch away from being a full-on open-mouth gag, and [vibrates off my chair onto the floor]

[copypastes that horrible giant emoji-filled “good stuff” text] Do You Understand

this is the worst conceivable grouping of reference folders a person could have

uniformshark:

Don’t be sad Eggbaby TuT all is well, you just have two daddies now!

The minicons were not planned but at some point they just showed up. Literally.

Source: uniformshark

[tops off a rambling email about a missing robot cock with a stale, unfunny meme] now that’s some good Nick Emails™

o-bi replied to your post “I’m so done with that polite business tone I’ve used with fb before,…”

i got confused for a second and i was wondering why you were emailing facebook about a missing robot cock

wouldn’t you

(honestly I just don’t feel like showing up in the search results)

I’m so done with that polite business tone I’ve used with fb before, it puts me on edge, business-politeness gets me so anxious. it’s why I haven’t been keeping up on emailing them as much.

from here on out, they’re getting the exact same writing style as my skype contacts. they’re getting paid to read that mail, they can deal.

how many times can you say “youse guys“ in an email to strangers about a missing robot cock before they start thinking you’re doing it ironically