people all “why don’t you MAKE some” son do you understand how many wips I’m actively working on, I’m just shit at finishing

and man how do you expect me to sustain myself on that alone. it’s like. the whole concept of how you can’t tickle yourself because your body knows what’s coming or something.

son, after like the 3rd hour fussing over that robofuckin’, it’s not hot anymore, it just needs to be over with.

mrbutts:

mrbutts:

except that reminds me

does anybody know any caches of porn prompts or whatever? there are too many underappreciated characters I got my eyes on, but also I’m a creatively bankrupt husk of a man

holy shit, googling “porn ideas“ got me right straight to cosmo, and I think this is exactly what I needed

New otp/general porn challenge: cosmo’s fucking sex tips

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