yesterday I read a fic where Tarn responded to a question with “mayhaps“ and I can’t stop thinking about it
I’m still thinking about it, @jro make this canon
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yesterday I read a fic where Tarn responded to a question with “mayhaps“ and I can’t stop thinking about it
found out that a dick in a recent fb toy photoshoot I thought might’ve been mine was actually someone else’s
swiggity swick
where is that dick
both my bullets are officially broke as fuck, THIS IS THE WORST FATHER’S DAY EVER
someone left an empty notepad at work, so this is what I did during my shift
I technically got paid to draw this
I’m like “wow, why do I only focus on otps that are either horrific or intentionally uncomfortable, why do I never spend this much time on my better ones,“ but then I think about tfp Old Friends for maybe five seconds before I want to lay down and scream forever
so like, on a scale of 1 to 10, how likely do you think it is that I could shake fb down for that mis-pour of my order
I didn’t ask for any compensation on the last mix-up, I feel I am owed at least one extra subtandard dick at this point
[clenches fist in the air, inhales dramatically] butt stuff
I sincerely want to pay someone to go around to all the roboporn tags and blogs and link me at everything that isn’t reprehensible fucking garbage so I can actually get off again for once in my life w/o remembering that everyone is fucking trash
who wants to earn an extra five dollars a week
REASONS TO GIVE CYBERTRONIANS BALLS:
– what else are other bots supposed to step on, fuck’s fucking sake
Posthole 