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oh god, but I’m just so tired of sending them the same email over and over

this is passing “the waiting will probably make getting it more special“ and becoming “I might grow to hate this fancy new dick, because every time I look at it I’ll have to remember how many times it forced me to interact with other human beings“

I have got a theory that the person who was initially excited about my request has been intentionally making mis-pours and diverting my emails, because then they can create a robodick army based on their favorite character on their company’s dime and hoard them all to themselves

christ’s sake, I can just pick a different robot for you to design off of, it’s alright

I was wondering what was happening with the Overlord dick because I’ve been watching FB’s photosets for months trying to guess which one was Overlord. Apparently they changed email hosts so you should email them and get a reply instead of it getting eaten.

Thanks for the heads-up on that!! Eugh. Doing this now, I think. We were kinda-sorta in contact via tumblr messages, but I really can’t tell which messages are getting eaten and which aren’t.

fb…… ffs

baiku:

lay-some-hate:

Hey guys, how about if we refrain from writing and drawing porn ever again to prevent fragile minds from having a sad experience? because apparently, robot porn will never be good enough.

Oh wait… actually, it should be these people avoiding the tag altogether… or at least, avoid commenting on how much they dislike something in the very tag and keep it to themselves.

Or how about being adults and trying to comprehend why someone’s fragile mind is having a sad experience?

publicly jerking yourself off about having no sense of human empathy is a great look, keep it up

I read a fic where one of my favs is described w/ a ludicrously big dick (like maybe they mis-estimated what rational proportions are, goddamn) but days later my mind keeps wandering back to it, like

“…but what if he does“

I am Weak