[throws my laptop to the ground] why won’t people order me to do things for them, this is the hardest life a human can live

found this kink category on fetlife and I want to lie down and scream myself to death, this is just what I want as my entire profile

I’m Upset

actually punching info into my fetlife to see if it’d make me feel better

I’m assuming “service-oriented submission“ is supposed to be subservience in doing stuff for people and shit, but I keep picturing it as a subset of bdsm where the subs take on the role of service animals

o-bi
replied to your photo

what the fuc

The Truth Is Out There

mrbutts:

nsfwshark:

Happy birthday mrbutts, sorry it looks kinda lopsided

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND SO ARE YOU, THANK YOU!!!

I never reblogged this but it is So Important

Source: unluckyloppy

The Truth Is Out There

Overlord’s mouth.

ark-of-eden:

mpregatron:

reblog if you agree

(R:) *solemn nod* Horrific caramel nut roll, too impure for this world. *gazes emptily into the distance*

Overlord’s mouth.

reblog if you agree

Mad