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Can you really fit a full dick-sized object in your butt? How easy is it?

I CAN INDEED. I didn’t respond before because I wasn’t sure how to start off a reply to such an upfront question, but I admire your openness

“How easy is it” is kind of a relative question. I’m assuming you mean how easy is it for me personally? Relatively easy. But also this is something I’ve been into for a pretty long time, so having a general idea of what I’m doing/what my limits are/how my body works and responds to things makes things go a lot more smoothly. Things also got massively easier once I got stuff that was actually at all flexible and meant for the human body but hey uh, life is about learning 

…also I mean honestly I should probably be spending at least a couple more minutes on prep, and I might consider it a little more difficult if I had to take the time out to do that every single time. I’ve got the relative advantage of being p into pain most of the time though (which doesn’t even last too long in my case), so a lot of times I get impatient and just do the minimum I have to to make it physically feasible 

the one specific big-huge-name tf porn artist that makes me the absolute most uncomfortable is also the single one whose username xkit’s blacklist completely refuses to recognize in all forms?? I… ok??? cool?????? what is this even

weep woop updated the ask

who wants more info about the complex inner structure of this dick family

who wants to hear about how I involuntarily assign personalities to literally everything around me, how there’s no off-switch, and how I have literally constructed a narrative about this harem of inanimate objects

How many exotic sex toys do you own?

Two: fb’s tyrant (small/firm) and bd’s xenogon (medium/medium[?]). I’ve wanted to take a pic of them side-by-side, but I feel like that’s gonna have to wait a bit.

TMI AF but basically–

–I was looking at both models as my first fancy non-jerryrigged toy (they have similar enough dimensions) and decided to go for the tyrant because of price. But, as it turns out, if you never tried shit with knots, it really doesn’t help if they’re solid as goddamn rocks. No amount of self-ID’d size queendom can help me with that. I was so goddamn mad. Humiliated, even. I was defeated.

I found the xeno on sale and was like “fuck it. I have a job again. fuck it” and basically the xeno is an A+ BOY HOWDY LOOKIT THAT toy. PLUS, with the xeno, time, and a healthy amount of belief in myself, the tyrant is actually usable. I mostly prefer the xeno, but I don’t want anybody to feel left out. 

Anyway, the moral of the story is that I have now established my domain over both of them and we are a family now.

Obviously these shits aren’t built for super casual use, and one of those studded robodicks would be basically the perfect finishing piece to my collection.

smellslikebiskits replied to your post: [PUNCHES A WALL] WHAT COLORS DO I EVEN…

GET A RATCHET DICK /I FUCKIN DARE YOU/

Dang, it just wouldn’t feel right to do. (That, and how do I reconcile that this model is lean and reasonable with the fact I like drawing him girthy af because I’m the tom of finland of old men I guess)

and now I’m thinking about how if I ask for orange and white, there’s gonna be at least one time I think “fixit” and that is the day a $50/55-plus-shipping exotic dick purchase in a model I’ve been waiting for forever becomes something I can never use again in my life

[PUNCHES A WALL] WHAT COLORS DO I EVEN TRY TO GET

I know they don’t do customs right now, but FB does allow vague color requests

I want to guarantee I don’t get a boring one but I just [KICKS OVER A STACK OF BOXES] WHAT DO I GET

frisky-beast:

Frisky Beast is proud to present the Mechanical Animal 3.0, better known as The Cybersaur! This streamlined, futuristic creature was designed by Hebeni and sculpted for production by Video! Available in four sizes, it features a gently tapering shaft with a series of nubs up the belly for a fantastic (but not overwhelming) texture experience!

And alongside the Cybersaur, we are now offering ‘Overload’ – a drippy, dribbling highlight available in blues, purples and pinks! Overload can be added onto any toy and is available through the Cybersaur page

holy shit I have been waiting for this model for so long

…and goddamn overload, bless you people.

frisky-beast:

anthrex-468:

So my friend kristal realized that one of Frisky Beasts (like Bad Dragon, but robo dicks) promotional images perfectly matches up with the crew from Transformers: Robots in Disguise, from left to right (in both pictures) is Sideswipe, Grimlock, Bumblebee and Strongarm, and all their colours match flawlessly. coincidence? I think not.

😉 Bout time someone noticed.

Source: anthrex-468