this post has brought light to what has been a dark day
may turducken live on forever
hmu on skype if you want me to I guess take up the entire chat with big ol’ wall-of-text otp stories that start out bad then end with one party periodically visiting the slowly decaying body of their partner (who died slowly and completely alone without them) and then having quiet talks with it deep into the night?
that or overlord getting his start as part of a decepticon honeypot project to demoralize autobot troops by convincing everybody to let him bite their dicks off in the middle of battle, I only have two settings
it’s 9pm at night and I’ve got a huge project due in just over 24 hours but I’m sitting here designing a robot knot, great
so I depress myself the hardest when I’m struggling to plot out a porn thing b/t two people with vaginas, but this time when I googled positions I found this cosmo list of lesbian sex positions and
thanks, cosmo
I felt bad about myself, but seeing what youse guys are presenting as enjoyable and physically feasible sex positions between people w/ vj’s makes me feel like some kind of majestic combo of anatomy expert and sex guru. I’ll never lose confidence in myself like that again.
In that one, the person on top is supposed to grind their clit into the other person’s tailbone. I shit you not.
The top one’s got a way more ridiculous illustration, but I guess I could see how that could hypothetically work, assuming you put way, way more effort into it than it deserves…? What’s so much more concerning to me is the second one though, because the first part of the description is
Have your partner lie on her back and sit on her so your clits rub together.
How. Just… legit, how?
The list is so goddamn surreal. It’s like the person who wrote it got everything they know about what gets people with vaginas off by watching lesbian porn made by and for straight men, no wait oh jesus christ they did, didn’t they
fucking incredible
so I depress myself the hardest when I’m struggling to plot out a porn thing b/t two people with vaginas, but this time when I googled positions I found this cosmo list of lesbian sex positions and
thanks, cosmo
I felt bad about myself, but seeing what youse guys are presenting as enjoyable and physically feasible sex positions between people w/ vj’s makes me feel like some kind of majestic combo of anatomy expert and sex guru. I’ll never lose confidence in myself like that again.
In addition to tagging porn with NSFW, I will now be putting all gem smut and related NSFW art under the tag “Stephen Galaxy.” I encourage other smut artists to do the same, in order to keep smut art organized and accessible to those who seek it, as well as keeping it out of the main tag and away from minors.
As a general reminder, as well as those who are unfamiliar, this blog is NSFW and contains material unsuitable for minors. If you are under 18, under the legal age in your country of origin, or if it is otherwise unlawful for you to view adult material, please do not view this blog. Thank you.
That’s a REALLY good idea. Keep the tag safe for kids.
oh, i like this
is there an actual worst tmi post on this blog or is it just all of them
Posthole 