smellslikebiskits replied to your post: who’s ready to be real disappointed in…

YOOOOOOO I just bought a Soundwave themed Tyrant yesterday yEA HHHHH„

GOOD

wait which soundwave, what soundwave is packing that kind of ridiculous heat. I feel like prime soundwave wouldn’t be able to keep one of those tucked in him, collapsible or otherwise

but I finally settled on a robit to request a color scheme of, and I really wanna know how he turns out. I wanna know if he’ll be recognizable so everyone can have a bunch of uncomfortable questions.

who’s ready to be real disappointed in me (and however this guided request comes out) in a month and a half

who’s fuckin’ ready?

beastmachines:

throw back tumblr’s prank with porn

there’s fetishes I know I’ve had since I was a small kid and that wierds me right the fuck out

wait, alright, hold on now-

how many people actually know about the gift that is turducken? I don’t know why I thought it was less than the people on that post but

koch43:

Last year, I participated in the Delphi Anthology:“WeLoveDelphi” by kirij ‘s invitation. The fanbook has sold out, now I can disclose my parts 😀

THESE ARE NSFW, repeat again, NSFW.

Paring: (MtMtE) Fortress Maximus / Ambulon

★★ The dialogue is in English, ★★
★★ but the direction of reading is FROM RIGHT TO LEFT. ★★

Source: koch43

[starts skeleton of the drawing of tyrest desperately shoving things into his drillholes before class] I’m not the artist the tf fandom wants, I’m the one it deserves

I even thought up a really good sub schtick, remind me to run it by youse guys when I don’t have a bro to console and donuts to eat. I think it’ll really set me apart from all the other schmucks on fetlife.

If you were a dude in a slash fic, would you be a Dom, a Sub, or neither?

Man. MAN. Sub. Every day. Ten times. Twelve times. That shit is my jams 5-ever. Not just in “dude in a slashfic” context, in actual “ideal eventual irl thing” context.

You don’t even know, dude. It’s so tough. It’s so, so tough. It’s tough having the sub feelings so bad and looking up in the sky and thinking “boy, I really wish someone were here right now to kick me square in the crotch and do something consensually super degrading or just generally order me to do whatever they want with complete loving obedience” but there’s nobody. There’s just nobody and my life is suffering. And not even in the hot way. Truly, no one has ever suffered as much as me. Someone, anyone, take pity.

When was the first time you put a foreign object up your butt?

I feel like… 16? God even knows why. Some kind of universal pull, I guess. And here I am today.