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victoriouscrush replied to your post: it kinda nags at me how people’ve supe…

“that motherfucker could have a dickguillotine and a row of taxidermied robot dicks on their mantle, you don’t know” I am just going to treasure this phrase ok let me hold it to my breast where I promise I have not installed ancillary guillotines

everyone please give your votes on who’s most likely to have a mantle full of preserved severed metal dicks, I need to know

it kinda nags at me how people’ve superimposed the creepy cishet-centric penetrator=powerful/dominant and penetrated=vulnerable/submissive standard on alien culture, but yesterday I realized

cybertronians, they’re these big hard metal robots. it’s not universal, but a lot of them are pretty strong, somewhat versed in combat, and might have guns or knives or any assortment of weapons built right into them. think about how much more vulnerable someone exposing a very, very sensitive bodypart with all of its sensors completely outside of the body would be. like, that is one hell of a weakpoint, way more than any kinda penetrable orifice no matter how you look at it. you take that out, you gotta just nervously hope whoever’s around isn’t just gonna punch that shit offa you. this is a terrifying place for a dick, somehow nobody’s acknowledging this

…and bodymods seem way easier on cybertronian bodies than organic ones, you don’t know if they got anything installed in there. it could be a pit of needles, it could be a goddamn guillotine. that motherfucker could have a dickguillotine and a row of taxidermied robot dicks on their mantle, you don’t know

there’s a boom of spike mods specifically intended to guillotine-proof them. "baby no, it’s not that I don’t trust you, I’ve just been burned before" [sweats and thinks about how their punchcard from the dick store is almost full]

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mechanicalcrush:

(Prowl/Sideswipe because there really isn’t enough of it. I wanted to contribute!)

(NSFW, sticky, light-light bondage, aaand get ready for some second hand embarrassment under the cut.)

Prowl, for the first time in his long life, wanted to curl up and die. He wanted to sink into the floor, or maybe run to the dankest, dirtiest part of Earth and never return. His face was on fire as he addressed his Prime before cutting of their com. channel.

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josephjtoye:

you could be sad about your otp but consider:

  • one making awful breakfast for the other and the other eating it because they appreciate it that much
  • one putting their ridiculous music on in the car and singing along while the other sits in the passenger seat with their head in their hands
  • the two of them going down to the beach and one getting sunburned really badly so the other slathers them with aloe gel when they get home
  • one getting home from work later than the other and stretching out on top of them like a big lazy cat while they sit on the couch in front of the tv
  • one inexplicably bringing home an animal and refusing to drop it at the shelter so they and the other have to take care of it
  • the both of them going out to a park and getting ice cream to sit with and eat on a bench
  • one sending memes to the other while they’re at work so much they turn their phone off in exasperation
  • one giving the other their jacket and not getting it back from the other until it stops smelling like them

ahh im sorry i dont want to, add to any grief people might be giving you about fictional genitals but jsut to add that personally bein not cis (agender/nb) I hated my body and sexual self before consuming tf porn. The general positive and healthy depiction of organic genitals I resonated with then did rly great things for me healthwise. Therefore in that same vein I appreciate the need for nsfw material that resonates with you physically/emotionally/mentally and I’m sorry if its scarce atm xx

Actually I’m REALLY glad to hear that, I assumed it might be a good thing for some trans people and I’m glad that that’s true. Also, thank you for being so understanding.