ok but please imagine bumping chests as something really intimate between cybertronians because thats where their sparks are
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mouth stuff.
QUICK what can you put a mouth on
more overlord with his mouth on things [slams fist on daily bugle desk]
my entire life is this continuous cycle of coming up with shit that’s not even funny then laughing about it until I cry
For the last few weeks, there’s been this one phrase that won’t quit running through my head:
“Primes don’t party, BUT THEY DO EAT ASS.”
YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA.
I was trying to look up different sex positions for a thing and I got “45-degree missionary”. it’s the missionary position, but with one of the participants tilted away 45 degrees. I think people need to accept that there’s not any new ways to fuck, please stop trying because this is so much sadder
hit up my skype if you want to talk about how cute my birds are and/or the worst things happening to robots
Posthole 