I guess Rodimus is just BIGGER ON THE INSIDE
*drops the mic* *dives headfirst into dumpster*
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I can’t believe it. Once again I am a completely innocent bystander, free of blame. I cannot believe this keeps happening.
are you a bad enough dude to blow a grandpa
Assume Optimus and Ratchet are an item
Assume Smokescreen figures this out sometime after he resurrects Optimus. Gradually, he realizes: if Smokescreen had accepted the Matrix after all, if he had been gifted with all of the power and knowledge it contained, there’s a good chance he could also take on every single memory of sparkbonding with the oldest, crustiest mech he ever met. The knowledge of his ancestors right down to the beginning, the power and ability to become a legendary leader and, nestled somewhere deep in his memory banks, the quasi-firsthand knowledge of gazing into the oldass medic’s lidded optics during gravelly moans of bliss
Even if he was ready to be a Prime, would he also be ready to become a secondhand grandpa-fucker? A grandpafucker-by-proxy? Would he, really?
Wanting to draw really fucked up porn like
Not wanting to deal with drama about it like
wait
wait ok no
ok no I’m going to conveniently ignore remembering I’ve had that severed-head question for years, it’s not my fault it’s all his.
fuck that one guy entirely
if that one guy hadn’t requested an art thing, he wouldn’t have piled kindling onto the teeny potential ember of sadism
and now here I am, here I am arguing about the best way to fuck an alive severed head
add me on skype
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